Ryan R Me.

Fuck your tunnels fuck your cars fuck your rockets fuck your cars again
Banner artist is @ippotsk
(he/him)

[The Independent @Independent]

Keir Starmer has resigned

[💞Eve💞 (Lost arc) @Sw33tMillicent]

Wat da nightreign doin on da wwe mat

[💞Eve💞 (Lost arc) @Sw33tMillicent]

Wat da nightreign doin on da wwe mat

[localthunk @LocalThunk]

Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards maybe I should add microtransactions/loot boxes/real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA sports FC

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Arrested for groovin too hard by the no-vibes empire, I stand up at my trial - to plead funky to all charges, baby - and am gunned down by security officers

[chuuch @ch000ch]

did u know if you email your boss "ssuck my ass" u don't have to go to work anymore

[John with a Blog @MercuryFalcon]

Just realized their names are Lose and Win lol.

[Sway @OkaySway]

When i worked at McDs there was a dude who hit this pose every time he put multiple burgers on the flat stove and it sizzled like crazy

Hope youre well Jason

[Shell @Shellerina_]

Hey stupid I’ll see you in court… the food court!! We are friends

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping

[Max0r 🔜 GREEN🫛 @realMax0r]

my favorite scene in prometheus was when the engineer was very pleased to meet david and helped them achieve immortality

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

ive finally made the perfect organism...the ultimate lifeform...its a big nasty thing that kills people and looks gross

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

lotta people think there was a bunch of greenscreen and camera trickery in this music video but jamiroquai worked in an ikea warehouse for 10 years and could just make chairs do that

[nao @ clowning around 🤡 @twelfthouse]

When I wasn’t the one who wiped the raid