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Morton

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@mindelFC I’m getting at least 2 a day

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Razz Raspberry

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That feeling when you blow your N64 cartridge and it works🙏🏼

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Apple Watch RRP $1200.00 Blue thing under a Diet Coke lid RRP $3.50. Do the math. #diybling

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Free parenting advice: to avoid your child from developing a fear of monsters under the bed, simply remove the bed frame and allow your child to sleep on the mattress directly on the floor. Warning: child may develop into a minimalist hipster as a result

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@dominos please please please bring back Puff Pastry 👉🏼👈🏼

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Why use tinder when you can just download the Hungry Jacks Shake & Win app...Equally as exciting and addictive! #2for1rodeo

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What’s the more appropriate way to walk around the house after a shower whilst guests are around.

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Anyone else...?

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It annoys me when movie posters have the actors undenearth each other’s names. Surely you can just put the name on top of their photo? Can’t be that hard

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No one enjoys the month of January more than @JeddZetzer. #straightupfacts #tennistalks

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Read something about smoking weed being bad for your lungs, so I think I’m gonna quit reading.

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@thecampaignbook was the ‘peanut butter falcon’ an ode/ reference to Bukowski?

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wtf

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Gonna surprise Santa this year with some weed cookies. If my man’s gonna be flying around the world all night, he should at least be vibin

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Working in retail:
Colleague approaches...
(don’t say it, don’t say it)
“What time are ya working till?”

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What’s with all these new Snoop Dog advertisements I’m seeing?
Weed prices in the States must be getting pricey. #diversifyyourincome

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Just copped some new Clarke’s. Small sizes, and all shoes seem to be black, but the lady told me they make me look taller. #backtoscool

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@JordanWalsh24 Fact check me brutha.

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I was today years old when I discovered the ‘W’ in Big W stands for Woolworths. Big W= Big Woolworths

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7... #BLS