Ryan Simmons

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

A Fun fact about this woman is she does ‘airport toilet games’

She essentially tries to make herself finish as many times as possible before the flight takes off. She was once in the middle of a session and the airport tannoy called her name. (She carried on)

[Alex Pembroke @AlexPembroke06]

Ibiza lobby

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

@AlexPembroke06 Marry me

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

Just nuked a three year relationship for a girl that doesn’t even know I exist fml

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

Okay I’m not even bothered now

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

Just nuked a three year relationship for a girl that doesn’t even know I exist fml

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

Nope

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

Eu comeria essa anã com toda a força e faria ela jorrar por todo o chão do banheiro.

[Leah Ray @LeahRay44]

Good evening

[Ryan Simmons @RyanSimmonnqch]

she’s sick for having that open on a laptop 🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Leah Ray @LeahRay44]

Monday… could you handle being my co-worker?