Ryan Cooper

Sorry Mr President, am choking on ma roll ‘n’ tottie scone here | @Erin_Craig98 ❤️

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

You are *literally* in charge of regulating this place, you coward🤦‍♀️

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Throwing my flat white in the air when it’s announced that we’ve hit Q2 targets

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

@000_three

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

WORLD CUP 2026 GOALS:

Scotland - 1
Motherwell’s Elijah Just - 3

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

Hope you all enjoyed the Hanley slander party… because that’s your other option.

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

Hope the UFO starts with McKenna

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

Hope you all enjoyed the Hanley slander party… because that’s your other option.

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

Patterson killing us here btw

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

You can be born anywhere.
That’s chance.
The rest is… choice.
Choose the sun in Naples
and the rain in Glasgow.
Choose heading to a World Cup.
Choose tattie scones on a Tuesday
and pizza on a Wednesday.
Ignore everyone telling you it’s easier the other way
and embrace being the underdog.
Choose a skipper that’s always on duty.
Choose getting absolutely written off
and getting up and showing them anyway.
You can’t decide where you’re born.
But you can decide who you stand with.

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @muxsin2003]

Homelando gonna now try slap 35 yard shots every 3 minutes later today ffs, rip to those in Row Z

[Rеvеn @RevenRV]

CONTRAGOLPE DE BRASIL, AHÍ VA IGOR THIAGO.

[john @JohnMac___]

Kick off is over 10 hours away and i’ve just yawned

[Duncan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ketaminedrams]

The easy answer to the Partey thing for Ghana is not to pick a player with an active rape case against him in your world cup squad

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

Questo è per quel fallo su Alan Hutton voi dobbers

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

People of Naples, we ask you: Choose Scotland.​

​Napoli, ti chiediamo solo una cosa: scegli la Scozia.

[adidas UK @adidasUK]

CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆

@ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

Fiona Bruce must condemn.

[Seán @seandw14]

Not saying the country had a productivity problem but 9:05 Monday and 38-0 has crashed

[Ryan Cooper @RyanSlyCooper]

Football always wins.