Ryan Basel

interior crocodile alligator

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

how is hating women and looksmaxxing masculine? the manosphere is kinda gae bro

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

reversible belts are in the same genre as 2-in-1 shampoos and zip-off pant legs

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

chicks love sloths ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

remember when we canceled Michael Phelps for getting caught with a bong?

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

demure is riding the coattails of aesthetics success

[critter @BecomingCritter]

hot person: wow everyone here is so nice

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

the soul reason I know I’m a straight man is bc I DON’T want to kiss Henry Cavill

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

I am unemployed

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

my 5 year plan is to take @EmmaWatson on a date

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

I could take soccer seriously if it penalized diving

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

ASMR is weird and I’m upset it’s part of the zeitgeist

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

why is there still no cure for tinnitus

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

@MrBeast seems like the type of dude my dog wouldn’t trust

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

if your game has a “roadmap” I’m not playing it

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

adults who say tummy instead of stomach should be put in solitary confinement

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

the only person not annoyed by whistling is the person doing it

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

my fav thing about LA is how there’s no public transit so you have to drive, but gas is expensive and there’s no parking

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

I wish there was a way to tell someone they smell nice without sounding creepy

[Ryan Basel @RyanTaylorBasel]

if you get upset when someone doesn’t acknowledge your sneeze you peaked in high school