Ryan Telfer

My thoughts and mine alone.

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@DaveWallsworth And try and piss in a cupboard

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@SkyNewsBreak I may be missing something, but where can I find coverage of the chaos currently unfolding in South Africa - or does that not fit the covid narrative?

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@Nimrod57 @DaveWallsworth It’s £2.90. That’s the international shipping price lol

[Captain Dave @DaveWallsworth]

See that blue thing on my wrist? It’s called TinyWatchMen. Developed by a friend and colleague, It contains a small bottle of sanitiser. You squeeze the ends together and it sprays into your hand. No more fumbling in bags for your gel! Link here. https://t.co/noermhN2qQ

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@LBC Vaccinations and tiny hero’s on our wrist - sanitising armbands - new, fun, fast and safe way of delivering sanitiser.
https://t.co/mZASqcOab4

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson To keep the roadmap to recover on track checkout these sanitising armbands, fun safe and new way of delivering sanitiser!
https://t.co/mZASqcOab4

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@mrjamesob hi James, massive fan of your show. My wife has created a hand sanitising watchband. It’s really simple and brilliant, but more brilliant she created it with a 2 and 3 year old. First batch arriving soon. https://t.co/ZiubmrY72d
Wondered your thoughts? Thank you Sir

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@ShelaghFogarty Hi Shelagh, I listen to your show most afternoons! My wife has developed a sanitising watch band which is about to launch in the UK to help keep us safe. Would you be able to take a look? She’s worked so hard whilst raising our two boys! https://t.co/gdCWyCUu1W

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@EmmaHarperMSP as wonderful as the wee mouse is - would you care to respond to more urgent matters?
Have you had a response from the police or Gates?

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@EmmaHarperMSP Have you received a response from the police or Gates regarding their complete lack of inability to follow our governments advice? Action is required now!

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@RevolutApp hello, I have recommended and verified 6 new users through your app within a week specified to get metal free for a year, however, I have not received confirmation from you that I did in fact achieve this goal. Can you help?

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

https://t.co/hNn8OKe810

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@grahamsturgeon @Aviationdailyy Should’ve gone to Airbus.

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@British_Airways Thanks for your response, I am aware of how to check-in without the app. I fly 8 sectors a month and would prefer to use the app. Are others having issues? How do I report faults with the app if not through twitter

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@British_Airways every time I try checking-in using your app I get the same message, “There is a problem issuing your boarding pass, try again later”. Running all the latest software on iPhone with the newest app. Any ideas on a fix? Tried redownloading it to no avail.

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@juicemaster hello, I’m an airline pilot always on the go looking for a travel juicer. Any recommendations on a good travel sized juicer?

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@Gatwick_Airport welcome to ‘London’s’ Gatwick airport and thanks for your money; oh, you want a baggage cart? That’s a pound please! Because most of us Brits, (never mind visitors), have a pound coin in our pocket anymore! Very helpful after a long flight with kids and 4 bags.

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@JohnMannMP @Ryanair People still give him their money, it’s our fault. What do you expect with airfares for a £5? It’s aviation, not a bus. Don’t fly with them; simples. Us pilots don’t want to fly for him never mind with him!

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@GoustoSupport I have had this response already via email, this is the second attempt allegedly and we are on day 5 again, confidence levels low.

[Ryan Telfer @RyanTelfer2017]

@GoustoSupport day 21 and still awaiting my refund. Three emails chasing, promised it was processed?