Ryan Wiebe

[Ryan Wiebe @RyanTheWiebe]

You are in a pyramid scheme and you’re not an entrepreneur.

[Ryan Wiebe @RyanTheWiebe]

If your girlfriend is having a mood, sneakily play a calming music playlist (Ed Sheeran is a good choice) and once she starts singing along you know you’re in the clear and you can start talking to her again 👌🏼

[Ryan Wiebe @RyanTheWiebe]

@isaiahrhymzz “You sold our dead parakeet to a blind kid?!”

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@DeclanEnns @abepennerr14 My dicks name is cowboy

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@aliciabmarie17 Immature to the MAX😂 start putting the laundry on the floor 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Ryan Wiebe @RyanTheWiebe]

Ice water is actually the best drink.

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So i looked up how long a blink is, and it’s about a tenth of a second..
so ten blinks equals 1 second..
the average person blinks every four seconds.
Which is approximately 15 blinks in a minute..
so if you were to watch a 2 hour movie you would miss 180 seconds of it. 🤯

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@danny97077430 @callycaceres Amen

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@isaiahrhymzz I don’t get it

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My sneezes are so exotic I don’t even get a “bless you” anymore.

Now I just get a.. “what the fuck was that? Are you good ?”

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@abepennerr @6ix9ine Are you dum d’dumb duh dumb d’dumb dumb StO0pId

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@chuppacabrah @isaiahrhymzz You need to quit what you’re doing @chuppacabrah

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@chuppacabrah Yiiiiikes man

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We’re all young. Everybody stay alive please ❤️

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@chuppacabrah No you’re Alex Fehr

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100 grandkids. -Mac Miller ❤️

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@abepennerr Babe I look at you all the time WYM

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“Okay I’m gonna start eating healthier”

*Downloads McDonald’s app

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@brynn_cornelson I know exactly who you’re talking about 😂 #smalltownstuff

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Low key ready for hoodies and fires