Ryan Thomas

Luck isn't some mystical energy that dances around the universe randomly bestowing people with satisfaction and joy...you create your own luck

[Cassandra Unchained @michaeljburry]

Staying married, a happy household, evidence of the parents working hard, childhood sports and watch all competitions, lots of hugs, reward merit, punish only egregious misbehavior, don't yell, restrict social media, monitor messages through 8th grade, the real expectation is college and academic excellence without pressure from parents, get children reading books early, no pacifiers, respond to needs not wants, babies sleep on their own through the night by 6 months, identify develop and support any talent or aptiude, one sport after age 10 is ok, communicate openly and easily with kids through grade 12, allow mistakes, and leave them alone in college. And then hope.

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

@stoolpresidente Cigar Warehouse

[Endless Capit🅰️l @endless_frank]

Keith Gill is a genius. He is drinking a beer and dressed like a clown to purposely give the impression of dumb money. He knows exactly what he’s doing.

As a long time poker player I know a smart person when I see one. He isn’t talking at all about market dynamics related to swaps, related to dealer hedging dynamics or anything about what is driving Gamestop’s price.

If you think some dumb money clown drinking a beer on a livestream has the balls to rip 100 million on options expiring in a month without knowing exactly what he’s doing and all the legalities behind how dealers have to react to it, you are the sucker at the table. 😂

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

If you maybe need some positivity in your day, well here ya go. We need more people like this in the world.

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[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

.@Apple, stop breaking my texting experience. #GetTheMessage
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[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

How is it that @instagram or @Snapchat haven't released a self-isolation filter yet? This no haircut & beard game is getting gnarly bro... Prob gonna look like @Sethrogen in 2 months...

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Swimming with sea turtles 🐢 🐡 🐠 #tulum @ Tulum Beach https://t.co/xkg9mxxwGg

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Cave diving in the cenotes & trying not to get attacked by thousands of bats 🦇 🦇 🦇 😳 @ Tulum Quintana Roo México https://t.co/APLXsyNUUi

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Met this little guy who just loved all the foods! He's a coatimundi, kinda like a Mexican racoon. Or, as our tour guide would lovingly call him...trash panda 🦝 😂 #coati @ Tulum Quintana Roo México https://t.co/DTWsF0j5hl

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Snorkeling in underground cenotes. Don't mind the thousands if bat's flying around your head 🤔 🦇 🦇 🦇 @ Tulum Jungle Maya https://t.co/ZDFguBOn7j

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Let's Go Red Sox!! #HR4HR

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

RT to enter to win a Gronk signed football + a #Patriots prize pack courtesy of @Optum!

#PatsPracticeYouWin Rules: https://t.co/ijiwUjXJ7I

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Today's #PatsPracticeYouWin prize: a swag bag from @PapaGinos w/ a Malcolm Butler signed photo! RT to enter.

Rules: https://t.co/wemi4fphUF

[CBS News @CBSNews]

.@realDonaldTrump on having a gun permit: "I like to be unpredictable" https://t.co/PjasR78PjF

[Jody Genessy @DJJazzyJody]

Thanks to Tom Brady, we've discovered the Van Gogh of courtroom sketch artists.

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Austin peeps, @JimmyKimmelLive tickets still available thru @1iota, get on it - http://t.co/4VLJJbb9Ry

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Was a little skeptical at first, but the trailer for the new #FamilyGuySimpsonsCrossover episode looks pretty epic http://t.co/JwD1DhLuki

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

#Boston Green Line trains found in North Carolina forest? #ruinporn at its finest http://t.co/jkDfvZRNjk

[Ryan Thomas @RyanThomas512]

Lemonade is...LL Cool Ade. Potato Skins are...Spuds on the Halfshell. http://t.co/z9OhDeovSD via @TomHaverfoods #azizansari #ParksandRec