Ryan Toyama

Writer/Producer

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@budlight @Yankees #BudLightHomers #sweepstakes 2020 Baseball!

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@Circa1888 @PHVegas Even as a Yankees fan, I support this! And I'm pretty sure I hear the masses chanting "Hook him up!" outside.

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pfft! The Moon thinks it's so great... I can block the sun with my thumb anytime I want.#NotMyMoon

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@RyanToyama image courtesy of @DSNyDE

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@Circa1888 and @RyanToyama just made the quarterfinals for screencraft's action/thriller! http://t.co/cVUGM4dQza

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Even Mr. Burns realizes that #Redskins is an offensive name for an #NFL team. #EverySimpsonsEver

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"Ohh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix." #EverySimpsonsEver

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You can them "Whitey Wackers" #EverySimpsonsEver

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"It stinks!" "Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks." #EverySimpsonsEver

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Now, to find a girl who'll allow this to play at my wedding reception. #EverySimpsonsEver

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@FateFulDream And now I'm really itching to go out, but nowhere to go. Curse you, lack of plans!

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@FateFulDream That would be awesome. I really want to visit that place. Now... How do we get there? #BridgeOut

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@FateFulDream That's why I'm searching for a bar showing The Simpsons, because Democracy simply doesn't work.

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"To the Observatory!" #EverySimpsonsEver

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"Sock puppets!" #EverySimpsonsEver #SimpsonsSelfie

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I'm not convinced! #everysimpsonsever

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@Circa1888 Classic Simpsons cross-over moments #EverySimpsonsEver @theharryshearer @MJMcKean #QaddafisPointGuard

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@alyankovic Congratulations on #1! It's long deserved! #flauntingmyweirdalshirt #bustingouttheoldcasettetapes

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@ChaseHeadley7 Welcome to the Yankees! You are officially a fan favorite. No need to worry, you're one of us already.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

This is the most blatant case of false advertising since my suit against the movie, "The Neverending Story".