Ryan Young

[Leon @TrpstrLeonOG]

Insurance rep: “Your claim was denied.”

Me: “Why?”

Insurance rep: “The procedure wasn’t medically necessary.”

Me: “My doctor ordered it.”

Insurance rep: “Yes.”

Me: “A specialist agreed.”

Insurance rep: “Yes.”

Me: “So who decided it wasn’t necessary?”

Insurance rep: “Our review team.”

Me: “Are they doctors?”

Insurance rep: “I don’t have that information.”

The bill was $3,260.

I pay them $428 every month.

Apparently I’m paying $5,136 a year so someone I’ve never met can overrule the doctor standing in front of me.

Very reassuring system.

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

“Instead of actually changing things, what if we just change the NAMES of things?”

[mason @onehandpolitics]

100 watergates a week under this admin

[CNN @CNN]

Fort Collins, Colorado, is home to a nationally famous brewery, a totally awesome ‘80s cafe, the coolest of indie movie theaters and great coffee shops – while retaining its historical roots. You can bounce from one peak experience to another, including hiking an actual local peak in the foothills of the Rockies. https://t.co/yMQBrnOEQB

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

To be fair, that's not inflation.

It's corporate price-gouging.

[Ryan Young @RyanYoung12]

@KeithMurphy @CaseysCenter Isn’t this event …. reserved seats? No General Admission?

If they show up eight hours or eight minutes before the event, they get the same seat they purchased?

[Kristy Greenberg @KGreenberg_]

New rule: if the indictment gets a press conference, the dismissal gets one too

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Has any country that adopted universal healthcare ever said, “You know what? This isn’t working. Let’s go back to paying insurance premiums and getting claims denied all the time.”

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS! VERY NORMAL!

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Tim Dillon: “They’re in the White House. They have the Congress. They have the Senate. They have the Supreme Court. It is now them. I don’t want to hear about the Deep State anymore. You’re playing everyone for a fool. You have to be one of the stupidest people in the world to fall for this shit at this point”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Sen. Ron Johnson on Mitch McConnell: "I just heard from a source that was an older photo"

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The Millers are such lovely people.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

a country not run by people on the verge of death

[Erin Burnett OutFront @OutFrontCNN]

Former Trump White House lawyer Ty Cobb on Trump earning over $1 billion last year from crypto ventures: “We are seeing the greatest onslaught of corruption in the history of mankind.”

[TMZ @TMZ]

Dr. Oz on stage with Dean Cain talks about how great the crowd is at the Great American State Fair... so @hicharliecotton pans his camera to reveal quite the opposite.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: What are your plans for the housing affordability bill?

Trump: I don't know. It's so unimportant

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“We’re doing 19 watergates a day” is not a good thing

[Michael Mathes @MichaelMathes]

“England historically has struggled here in Massachusetts”
— #WorldCup announcer on Fox
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