Ryan J. Zwang

Investor/trader, musician & coffee enthusiast

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@j_fishback You’re a crazy little pedophile.

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@RahimAl18843853 @TaraBull808 The insurance company can bring someone back from the dead?

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Can’t for the life of me understand why anyone would want to do something that’s meant to kill your brain cells and decrease your intellectual capacity.
Cells don’t regenerate.

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@chumblings this is what happens to ppl who use galaxy gas/whippets:

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Hasson Reddick… more like hASSon redDICK. Get the fuck off my team. Only thing good about the situation is that you’re being fined up the ass. Piece of shit @Haason7Reddick

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My neighbors wondering why I’m screaming and the reason is because Trent Grisham takes an hour to get to home from first on a 410 foot double to center in a tie game in the 8th inning 🤬
#RepBX

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@UCF_Jaguar I agree it’s crazy. He should have been in the top 20-25

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

BREAKING: Inflation now back to normal historical level of 2%

According to latest calculation of underlying inflation by New York branch of the Federal Reserve

Only the second time in American history that the government has alleviated inflation without causing a recession

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I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but the whole failed assassination of the Oompa Loompa seems staged to me.

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@CollinRugg @TMZ If Biden can’t do 4 more years, I’m curious how long you think the guy who’s only 3 years younger and in way worse shape would last

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People do the cringiest things and then think “hmm, lemme try to become rich and famous off this”

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Trying to explain to my dog that there’s nothing I can do about the thunder and that it’s a natural phenomenon is harder than it sounds

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People are so fucking stupid
Just finished celebrating Pride all month long, shoving the flag so far up their asses they’re shitting rainbows in July
Then turn around & hate on a country that literally loves gay people for defending itself against a country who wants to kill gays

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@KayvonOjulari He was covered the whole entire way in Revis’ zone in the clip lol

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@Bananawind777 @The_Trump_Train Get back to goodness and decency so elect a convicted felon. Brilliant

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@DolphinsTalkTom You’re right about the Dolphins having a better WR corp than the 49ers but the 49ers shouldn’t be at #1 anyways.

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Part of being the smartest guy in the room is realizing you’re not the smartest guy in the room.

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Worst game I’ve seen since we lost 22-4 to Cleveland in 2009.
Ironically it was also a 4pm game at Yankees Stadium

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Please put ice on Aaron Judge’s left hand. Thanks @Yankees 🙏🏼

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@thefloridarose @DWF57 @DeSantisJet So then why doesn’t he pay for his own trip

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If your streets are flooded then your city isn’t doing a good job preparing for storms. Having/maintaining necessary drainage for water prevents flooding.