Ryan Ackerman

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College girls’ houses are so weird. Like they have real decorations that aren’t stolen road signs wtf

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Imagine being Spencer Petras in class every day of the week. I actually feel bad for the guy.

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@J_Voss66 They’ll be confused wondering who Brandon could possibly be

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Working from home

Pros: Don’t spend money on gas, relaxing work environment, get more done

Cons: I have no idea what to do with my life. No reason to be anywhere. Do I stay where I am? Move home? Randomly start a new life across the country???

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Can @costco build apartments above their grocery stores so I can just live there and survive off of $1.50 hotdog/drink combos

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If you’re working an office job and your company doesn’t let you work remote… they’re basically just robbing you of your time and money.

This month:
~$200 gas saved
~30 hours of my life back between getting up early to get ready and driving to and from work every day.

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@foxymama110 Complex af

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If her LinkedIn game is weak, I don’t want her

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Only eat Little Caesar’s pizza every single day

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How I’m going to become a millionaire before the age of 35

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@zoeloft17 No women are into @Jake_Day11 you should hit him up

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@ZMilks If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying #EveryDayIsCheatDay

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I don’t know if you heard, but I’ve been on a diet for one day now. You guys are so screwed

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@peterabbit25 Bank teller probably

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Dudes will be posting snap stories fanning out money like we don’t know they work at the Casey’s down the road.

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@Jake_Day11 It’s Sales 101

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It’s going to be crazy in the future when our Snapchat memories say…. “15 years ago today” and it’s just you blacked out on the floor somewhere

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Might crack a Mtn Dew Code Red and just see where the night takes me

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@MarthaRosey Filling those buckets with sand and making a sand castle

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@mckennaeckenrod @SchroppItLow_ Stop looking at my account my tweets were fire in ‘18

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@crashbandiKort @BIGBABYSCUMBAG @TristanWirfs78 Sweet T freestyle