Ryan Chamberlain

I’m like god, follow my child @therealryancham

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

Just learned I’m not always the centre of attention, nobody talk to me

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

@juliamackeigan @bruhgeoisie Hi Julia

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

I will NEVER eat one of those FAKE burgers made in a LAB. Eat too many and you’ll turn into a SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT. Real BEEF for me!!

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

@bruhgeoisie This is untrue I’ve caused so many fights between you two.

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

It’s bad for my mental health that girls with bangs exist.

[Two Minutes To Late Night @2M2LN]

Weird that Chicago has a monument to Eric Clapton’s son

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

Call her Mao the way she be on Zedong

[COMMANDERS FOOTBALL @HogsHaven]

So you feel good about giving up 35 to the Lions and Jared Goff…?

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

The lights have been flickering on and off all night, my landlord told me it’s a bad transformer, I told him those are called Decepticons.

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

"I put numbers on the boards."
@PUSHA_T

Total combat losses of the enemy from Feb 24 to Sep 7:

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

Taylor Swift is Andrew Tate for women.

[Chuck Buriedtreasure @SouthAFAO]

The law and order SVU clip where Kyle MacLachlan does a Big Boss judo throw on a cop, steals another cop’s gun, and blows away a kid in a courthouse was apparently scrubbed from YouTube so I spent $3 to buy the episode digitally

[MrDodgy (space for sale) @ChessProblem]

is anyone still washing their hands

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

Me after I eat Doritos

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

This is how sea cucumbers eat
https://t.co/KC7IWqdFuH

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

Fuck going to the clubs, I’m finding my next girlfriend at Value Village.

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

@NPR for every day you don’t give @fayewebsters a tiny desk concert I will bite off one of my fingers until my tweets don’t make sense anymore.

[Ryan Chamberlain @Ryan_Chamber]

She going Gilbert on my grapes.