Ryan

My life is a shambles

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Savour every moment. ⚫️⚪️

Newcastle United. Champions League.

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

*Alexa play the Champions League Theme Song*

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

WE ARE NEWCASTLE UNITED.

WE ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE! 🙌🙌

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

It's a very windy day in Newcastle.

[ThisIsBimsWorld @Bims_World]

This is the “free kick” that is about to win Liverpool this game?.... I mean Jesus Christ 🤦🏿‍♂️ #NEWLIV https://t.co/RCrJ5Rj7Rb

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

Lol

[Royal Blue Mersey @RBMersey]

I hope the Newcastle fans are enjoying cheering that misplaced Pickford pass while they're down 0-2 and a vertically challenged Brazilian is playing them off the field. Well in, barcodes.

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

@haydn_baker @MichaelBaker95 @adykie 98% effective 😂

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

I just wanna sing

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

He had an absolute stinker today and then we let him take a penalty👍🙃

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

0 - Kenedy failed to complete a single pass in the first half against Cardiff City - he is the first outfield Premier League player to fail to complete a single pass in 45+ minutes of play since Nikola Kalinic against Birmingham City in March 2010. Passenger.

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

@haydn_baker I didn't actually record it myself, someone I know did, so I don't know 😂

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

This couple had such a good day out shopping in Cardiff, they wanted to end it with a bang apparently

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

@JacobRFC Listen Jake, I've scored many goals in my fifa career. But none of them compare to the feeling that I had scoring with you ♥️

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

I won the World Cup on Fifa with Panama on World Class difficulty. I deserve some sort of certificate for that surely.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

This is the best goal EVER in a final.

Period.

Insane from Gareth Bale.

#UCLfinal

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

That is absolutely disgusting from Bale #UCLFinal

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

Whoever thought of spelling Jeff "Geoff" is a weirdo.

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

The first 30+ times I could hear Yanny, and now hours later I hear Laurel. Wtf? https://t.co/Id9P7d7Vwl

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Ok this is blowing my mind. I hear "LAUREL." Nobody else in the studio does. wat.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

FULL TIME Newcastle United 3-0 Chelsea

Simply magnificent. One of the performances of the season by the Magpies as Dwight Gayle's opener and an Ayoze Pérez brace secure all three points at a rapturous St. James' Park.

Reaction to come at https://t.co/iDkcawZlBb.

[Ryan @Ryan_Daniel94]

😔