Ryan Galloway

Content strategist and defender of the Oxford comma. Agency guy. Marketing consultant. Founder of 18Orion Media.

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@Brundle_James Asheville, NC I believe?

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@poppycockltd I spent the whole series wanting him to take a shower but also wanting him not to take a shower — mainly to see if he would get progressively filthier. I think he did?

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: Client Wants Tik Tok Video That Mentions The Brand At Least Four Times, Repeats Call-To-Action Twice But Doesn't Feel Like An Ad

[Tom Gauld @tomgauld]

“Hunting for Easter eggs with Werner Herzog” (for the @guardianreview a while ago).

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@Ask_Spectrum Is there an outage in 11205? Been off and on for the past hour.

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Christ. You can’t make this up.

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

Mississippi Republican calls for his state to 'succeed from the union' after Biden victory https://t.co/zj7aPn3uzM

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@traceylindeman My condolences.

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Imagine paying to promote a tweet you didn’t proofread.

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Pence: “On the subject of science, our administration believes the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.”

[Contently @contently]

Don't know who needs to hear this today, but your content represents your brand. You wouldn't put up a raggedy shack of a booth at a trade show, so why would you publish a mediocre piece of content?

Invest in storytellers with an editorial background. Invest in quality.

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@poppycockltd Yes please.

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What country will have us? I’m a killer content marketer and I make a mean steak. I can play guitar and I will sweep your floors.

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@wareaglemel He’s apparently not going to.

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This is unbearable.

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@poppycockltd Nice!

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@poppycockltd Lionel Ritchie has done nothing to you.

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@poppycockltd Thoughts and prayers

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@poppycockltd Dare to dream.

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@poppycockltd The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

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@poppycockltd Not ALL. Just mostly. Sometimes they talk about writing or drinking or writing while drinking. Also Percy once threw his hip out doing something called a “goat dance.” I did not google “goat dance” for reasons that should be obvious.