Ryan Lewis

Rollin out looking for Diners Drive ins and Dives UCFfootball Braves Buccaneers

[Shane B @strait_vibinn]

You gotta be sick to enjoy watching Bryson struggle at major championships!

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

I can’t believe we let people like this have opinions

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

All of Star Wars is still firmly banned in the Poso household. Our kids can watch plenty of other series but not that. We tell other parents to be mindful when they come over or give birthday gifts to respect our wishes on this matter

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

@rebekah_e_s Parenting discourse is the worst. Insane what people will say to someone they don’t even know

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Buddy are you okay? Maybe get some fresh air

[hoe_math = PsychoMath @ItIsHoeMath]

This is it, friends. This is where I come from. These are the fires in which my disgust was forged.

The vacant stare. The Miss America smile. The trappings of middle-class conformist consumerism. The self-assured, momentary, "tell me I'm pretty" pose clashing with the lack of effort in self-presentation and the impatience of choosing an unflattering background. The smug, condescending delivery of the message: "I have done what you warned me not to do."

All of it completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, forced awkwardly in front of it. Obscuring it. Replacing it. Upstaging it, or so she hopes. Standing between you and what matters, she says only: "Look at me. Look at the difficulty I have caused for you. Witness the joy that I can only derive from being your problem."

This is not about politics. She doesn't understand them. She doesn't even think she knows better than you. She only knows that you can't tell her what to do.

She doesn't even think she has power. She only knows that you have even less, and this is where she places her heart.

When the bill for her foolishness comes due, oh, how her expression will change! No longer a bold and toothy smile! Now a pouting bottom lip! No longer a triumphant hand in presentation of her own radiance! Now a through-the-eyebrows scowl, arms folded! No longer an empowered, educated feminist! Now, a hapless princess in need! "A real man pays the bill without asking!"

She offers nothing. She demands everything. She will never be held accountable for the destructiveness of her choices. She will be celebrated then as she is now, not for her contributions, but because where she is celebrated is where she will choose to be.

She is the table.

And the table is set. And she has placed her order. And all that now remains is waiting to be served.

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Snitker out as manager

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Skattebo just cost someone points in that fantasy league

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

New insane graphic just dropped

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

RedZone commercials 𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝟭 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘 in total ⏱️

#NFL

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

@ProjectStrider Am I good liking all Florida teams and the Braves for baseball?

[ESPN @espn]

RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

@lucy_rohden Lucy is the Iowa under still a sure thing?

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Adam Schefter posting the engagement scoop

[cal | no.1 vigilante shit enjoyer @thehopeofit4ll]

you're SICK if you find this attractive

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Nobody:

Your WR1 for some reason:

[drake baldwin akgae @yejiiiiiz]

thank you ronald

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

@hallofgoodpod Ryan Langerhans

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Is Connor McDavid hockey’s Clayton Kershaw? @stugotz790

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

TJ McConnell being pesky as always @LeBatardShow

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Haliburton a demon man WOW

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

@LeBatardShow @Kurkjian_ESPN Chet Holmgren looks like if Abraham Lincoln could hoop

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Shohei Ohtani whenever I bet US currency on him

[Ryan Lewis @Ryan_Lewis13]

Every tweet about Billy Horschel tonight is

A) he has aura
B) guy is cringe