Ryan Toney

[Ryan Toney @Ryan_Man_Toney]

@alyankovic I’ll be at the show tomorrow in Des Moines. Would you be willing to walk through the background of my “Will it cannon?” Video where we use our tshirt cannon to see if things will cannon?

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@seth_9000 She knows her contract is up soon.

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Asking for a friend, did he thank Beyoncé in his speech?

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Hey siri, what are healthy coping mechanisms?

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@seth_9000 And also…he gave them both money. They don’t give a fuck if you like their movie. They have your money.

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@AgerRoss Didn’t you request a FOB song that one time?

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@shutupmikeginn I forgot what your Venmo was. Hit me up cuz I’ve got a great less than $8 a month investment opportunity

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@AgerRoss Dibs

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How is twitter worse?

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@AgerRoss That’s clearly you on a hill in western iowa. I’ll be impressed when it’s a beer at the colosseum.

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@DrankIero Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard

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@AgerRoss Dibs if you win

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@AgerRoss It’s called dumpster table chic and the patriarchy has conditioned you to think it doesn’t have worth.

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@AgerRoss Dibs

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@elonmusk Your mom is a sadness generator.

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@DrankIero It’s not working. I’m just hornier now.

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If @AgerRoss doesn’t go to Illinois in his company vehicle, he has a small peepee. #science

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@HamillHimself do you wanna come to our Star Wars banquet in September?

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@AgerRoss I don’t want you to know that Abbie and I had tickets to see him when he was in Des Moines. Thankfully she had Covid so we weren’t able to go.

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