Ryan Mcelderry

Snapchat-Ryanmc24

[Chris @citehchris]

deleting dating apps to focus on finding the loml in a shitty dive bar

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

Being in your mid to late twenties is just saying “I can’t drink like I used to man” and then proceeding to try to drink like I used to

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at 3am setting my alarm for 6am:

[Unbased🧛🏿 @unbasedsavage]

Candace on her way to snitch on Phineas and Ferb

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

my next relationship we doin crack, i ain't ever seen crackheads breakup

[Tee @avantbyavant]

Just heard “Don’t miss out on your life trying to get it together” and I might’ve needed to hear that more than I know

[trash jones @jzux]

addicted to performance enhancing drugs (diet coke)

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

it’s always ��how was work” but never “quit and i’ll take care of you”

[𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚐 @gmoney6701]

well snap is fucked so what’s y’all kik ?

[trash jones @jzux]

work and you’ll never do what you love a day in your life ❤️

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

After all these years you would figure McDonalds could invest in a ice cream machine that doesn’t break down everyday

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

Going to the Dr. without your mom is scary :/

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

And then the Sunday scaries come where you think about every single thing drunk you said 😂

[LC🦋 @lauren_casidy]

Drunk me is so bold lol I just say whatever comes to mind

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

when you sold all your Dogecoin at 3 cents so you could buy some cheese balls

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

@Bwrede11 maybe you can apply for the assistant to the regional intern?

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

@Ryan_Mcelderry

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

@donovanross73 Shoulda stayed in the drafts dog

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

My dad and I used to watch adult swim together 💀

[Ryan Mcelderry @Ryan_Mcelderry]

Tornado warning, Midwest dads go crazy