Ryan Mueller

Not your lawyer

[Chains @FrankieChains]

Almost 7 years as a lawyer and I’ve figured out that the best cure for imposter syndrome is simply dealing with other lawyers. I mean I’m fucking dumb but some of you mother fuckers barely have a pulse

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Sunday night football to Sunday night basketball is such a downgrade. Half these guys out here are giving less than half effort. Sad

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

The NBA doesn’t make any sense. It’s a joke league. Sure it’s fun to watch, but you can’t convince me there’s any skill to it

[mike freeman @mikefreemanNFL]

A former President saying aliens are real should be top story of the day

[Covie @covie_93]

Shoutout to all the Christians who spent yesterday defending murder and is going to church today.

You're the real hypocrites.

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Sounds like the officer should’ve put three in Scottie’s chest. Am I doing this right?

[Michael Eaves @michaeleaves]

From the Scottie Scheffler police report: the arresting officer, Bryan Gillis, says that Scheffler disobeyed his orders and then dragged him to the ground with his car causing injuries to the officer and his clothing.

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

Congratulations to Ravens kicker Tyler Loop, who will be getting married this offseason. He just met Miss Right

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Thanks, Rick

[Rick Pitino @RealPitino]

I said it 3 years ago, and I'll say it again, Dayton belongs in the Big East.

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

@dougferguson405 This you? Disgusting and pathetic. Have to get your clicks I guess https://t.co/o7H4qhQtKD

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Alright I’ve seen enough (that stupid bobble head commercial). Shut down the ACC

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Excuse me

[The Field of 68 @TheFieldOf68]

Pat Knight on Tucker DeVries:

“It’s nice that they finally have a coach’s son that’s worth a shit” 😂😂

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Belichick knows how to make a team look good. He has TCU looking like a top 10 team

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

*kids get gunned down while at mass*

“God works in mysterious ways”

Pathetic.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

We pray because our hearts are broken. We pray because we know God listens. We pray because we know that God works in mysterious ways, and can inspire us to further action.

Why do you feel the need to attack other people for praying when kids were just killed praying?

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Welfare state

[U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. @SenBillCassidy]

One, Big, Beautiful Bill works for Louisiana. We secured a $50 billion fund to support rural hospitals.

Louisiana is set to receive about 2% of that money, despite having only 1% of the U.S. population—a double share. That's a huge win for our state.

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

We’re all looking for the guy that appointed Powell

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

@SpencerHakimian Breaking Bad
Game of Thrones
House of Cards
Dexter
Severance

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

“Pro-life” party

[danny @dabbs346]

At her town hall, when the crowd says people will die due to Medicaid and SNAP cuts, Joni Ernst responds "well we all are going to die." #iasen

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

Expect the Catholics to go for it on 4th more with their new analytics guy

[Tommy Godin @tommygodinjr]

Robert Francis Prevost, the first American Pope, graduated from Villanova in 1977 with a degree in Mathematics

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

WHITE SMOKE

[Ryan Mueller @Ryan_Mueller_]

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[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

DONOVAN MF MITCHELL TONIGHT:

48 POINTS
9 ASSISTS
5 REBOUNDS
4 STEALS
50% FG