Ryan Formidafish

I like to think of myself as a chameleon, of sorts

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Devs who refuse to name classes FooHelper or FooUtil are the grammar nazis of software development #FightingWords

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@FormidableLabs @paulathevalley @emmabrillhart @davidson_david "cool hacking, team!"

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@kenwheeler @FormidableLabs i would be the fish half

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@kenwheeler @FormidableLabs we could go halvsies on a tattoo of a mermaid

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@kenwheeler @FormidableLabs would u like one

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.@kenwheeler do u have tattoos
/bcc @FormidableLabs

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oh shit my mortgage is underwater

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no, fish food is not a good birthday present

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at dinner parties I make smalltalk about gas stations. they are v relateable- everyone has at least one great gas station memory 🎉

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statistically improbable.
- every event, ever

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r there any dentists on here?

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put all your phones in water now
join me

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@matzatorski @FormidableLabs @kenwheeler oh i see apparently *over*sea swag is more important than *under*sea swag #whereismine #fishrppl2

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Seals are smelly AF

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@kenwheeler @FormidableLabs I am lobbying for Director of Open Water myself, but to each his own.

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@ryan_the_fish

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ME FOR PRESIDENT. I can do more inside this bowl than you can do in the whole universe.

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Interesting video about some controversial government housing projects you may have heard about https://t.co/J2ocArp3tX

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WATCH restoration in action & celebrate 25 years of @NOAA's Habitat Restoration Center with us: https://t.co/cp5cvrIw0Y #HabitatMonth

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@kenwheeler Obesity.

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Over 80% of fireworks end up in bodies of water WHERE FISH LIVE AND WORK #thisismycountrytoo