Ryan Wooden

Brand marketing specialist @SportsLine. Suffering through Chicago sports, Tennessee Volunteers and Southampton fandom. Plus golf and gambling.

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@TrevorDame Can’t be mixing your Rickles with your Dangerfield.

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Shout out Dewayne Wise. IYKYK.

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This @ConanOBrien?

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Meet the new face of Gotham. Clayface only in theaters October 23.

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This was a six seat car that I was expecting 12 clowns to get out of and we’re at about 167 and counting.

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Ronaldo, Ronaldinho and Madonna all looked jarringly old there.

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Tyrrell Hatton is irate over hitting it to 20 feet on a 191-yard par 3. The official signal that major championship week is here again.

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Think we might need to have a long chat about adding a statute of limitation for VAR.

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Same, brother.

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Erling Haaland was about one step shy of clearing the ball at one end and finishing for a goal at the other in under 7 seconds there.

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@Ankaman616 The Microsoft page for pre-order says 326

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I did not have a Zach LaVine on my celebrity bingo card.

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South Africa has looked wildly out of control since the opening kick against Mexico, but there’s something about the hectic nature that I relate to.

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From the inside, Mercedes-Benz Stadium is as nice as any in the country. However, it’s ridiculous looking from the outside and the sphincter roof will never not be funny.

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46 degrees?

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Lucky Hit: Dansby Swanson (4) [CHC] off Sean Sullivan [COL]: 102.0 mph, 46 degrees (Home Run - 354 ft HR in 1 park)

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Case in point. What’s going on in Canada right now.

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Can’t think of any event with a wider spread between what happens inside the lines and what happens outside the lines than the World Cup. The matches always deliver the most intense drama imaginable and everything that FIFA does around it is corny as hell.

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Loyalties are torn here. On one hand, my grandma was born in Jalisco. On the other, my wife is in South Africa doing exams on the lions in Kruger and the people keeping her from being eaten are South African. Probably for the best that they aren’t left despondent.

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Can’t think of any event with a wider spread between what happens inside the lines and what happens outside the lines than the World Cup. The matches always deliver the most intense drama imaginable and everything that FIFA does around it is corny as hell.

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Unbelievable atmosphere at MSG. Now make sure we don’t repeat what we saw on Monday.

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Hoping to see as many videos of Knicks fans sticking up for Spurs fans minding their own business tonight as I did them jumping people after Game 3.

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We’ve had 135 years of basketball and nobody has guarded the in bounder once yet.

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Taco Bell is always trying to give us a Doritos Locos taco in situations like this, but we might need a collective cigarette.