@Ryan@rt

self made nigger

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

pliz comment and inbox for business

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

After sex you have to text her and ask if she enjoyed It. Keep her reply as receipt of service because rape accusations can emerge at any time!

[LanaShevon @LanaShevon]

A man with plaited hair entered the taxi with his dreads covered. One muzeyi looked at him and said " kale nze mbadde manyi oyo mukyala just enviri azibiseko tezigendamu nfufu..he then nodded his head in disbelief. I thought he was done 😹but he continued " banaye omulembe gutimalidde abana. Omusajja olina nekirevu nosiba enviri!! Nokuzibika nozibikako akasuka!!" then he turned at me and asked " wama nyabo oyo asobola okukwana nokiriza" I just smiled deep down knowing I can ku kwana him myself😹😹

[Luo Boy𝕏 🥶🇺🇬 @oedmonlucas]

A woman will stop in the middle of a hot romance just to ask..Do you love me😂how can a man hate you at that moment…😭😂😂😂😂

[mbale's finest🇺🇬 @mbales_finest]

Pastor Isaac will forever be goated😂🔥💀

[Faridah Nakazibwe @fsnakazibwe]

Between a very quiet/reserved and hyper/stubborn person, please choose stubborn.

Backing dogs seldom bite. Naye olunnabe lw'omusajja omusirise lulumya omutwe!!

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

@Ruthkaitesi @Kusaasirarita Eeeraa nawe ogenda

[Rita Kay @Kusaasirarita]

Your fathers are secretly cutting your hair at night to go for DNA test, ajakusala wig yo bagobe Mama wo mubyekisuru 🥹🥹🥹😒😒😒🙌🙌🙌

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

Indeed even the bar attendants will be already dozing off

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

As a bar owner, i'm torn abt this World Cup. Usually for a business like ours, we would be excited about hosting watch parties and making lots of money because people love to watch these games in public spaces. But this one is tricky. The times are wild.

Brazil - Morroco at 2AM

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

Onoye in Mickey seems too funny's lectures ''alinakutula mumaso kubanga mickey alina empiize'' boy child looks unbothered with uganda's economy

[LYDIA @lydiaavian256]

Your nonchalant boyfriend when he is visiting the love of his life.

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

Babies

[Shaka @ShaffiuK]

Women tell us.😂

[Mimi Hearts💞 @MimiHearts1]

Men learn to put on lipgloss...your dry lips cut us when we kiss

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

Why is it that in this generation people support strangers than their own relatives?

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

Omukazi mboko hmmm

[Daudi Kabanda @DaudiKabanda]

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[Kirya Ug 🇺🇬 @kirya_ug]

The action lowkey embarrasses the customer more than the rider 😂

[Enan 🇺🇬 @Enan_Rwaboona]

I told this Boda guy I have 1k from Bweyogerere to Kalerwe, guy abused me in Runyankore 😭

[Muna'Masaka @Ibrah_muller99]

Another day alive and kicking, good morning ba Jamah 🤗

[Faridah Nakazibwe @fsnakazibwe]

Beautiful blend of everything.

[100.2 Galaxy FM Zzina! @GalaxyFMUg]

Eddy Kenzo made a massive selection ❤️

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

Katonda wange

[Weird Confessions Uganda @UG_confesses]

We were having a conversation with the boys about US and Iran and one of the guys' girlfriend tried to chime in. I said something like, "Everyone and everything would be affected - even Pakistan." And she genuinely asked, "Pakistan the rice?" 🤦‍♂️

[@Ryan@rt @Ryan_art04]

Woow! Class attracts class