AIGriftSlopGuy

I like math. parody scam guy

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

Welcome to flavor country, don’t try this at home kids

💔

[Thrasher Magazine @thrashermag]

As I write this, the reality still hasn’t fully set in. It was less than a month ago that Marc came to San Jose to hang out. He was sober, healthy, and full of life. We had a blast reminiscing about the old days. He seemed genuinely excited about the future. He even extended his ticket by a couple of days so he could explore some of the old haunts around San Jose.
When it came time to drop him off at the airport, he handed me an envelope. I waited until I got home to open it. Inside was a three-page list of his hopes and dreams for the future. Never in a million years did I imagine that less than a month later, he would be gone.
I met Marc when he was 17. I watched him achieve all his skateboard dreams, and I sat next to him at the Away Days premiere—only to later watch his career fall apart. I still don’t understand why my friend is gone at 49 years old. I don’t know why he chose to come visit me. Was there some bigger purpose to it, or was he looking for closure?
Marc was a genius and a tortured soul. He told me he wanted to be remembered for his skateboarding, not for his failures or shortcomings. He was just a poor kid from Winston-Salem, North Carolina, who grew up in a trailer at the end of a dirt road. Yet he made it out, traveled the world, and touched so many lives. He will live on through the video parts that nobody can recreate. He gave opportunities to people who might never have had a chance otherwise.
Without a shadow of a doubt, Marc Johnson was the single most influential person in my life. Everything he did was art. He was endlessly creative and always tried to elevate his friends and everyone around him. He opened doors for guys like me and Jerry, and single-handedly put San Jose back on the map. Marc had the golden touch—whether it was on a skateboard, creating brands, or developing ad campaigns.
Marc Johnson passed away today. He was one of the most talented and creative people to ever step on or off a skateboard.
- Louie Barletta

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

You don’t hate boomers enough

[Russ Greene @GreenPlusAnE]

89% of senior citizens support raising taxes on younger workers to maintain their benefits.

The median primary voter is 65.

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

Hall of fame opening sentence

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

What is it with tech companies constantly rehashing the AR/VR/AI etc. powered dork goggles?

They always looks like shit too

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Snap unveils its $2,195 AI-powered Specs, with CEO Evan Spiegel declaring them “the computer of the future.”

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@FernBallew The fit too

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

Oil crashing through $80 now

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

Lotta people are mad at this because the strait is still closed but it makes sense if we see impressive demand destruction by end of summer.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

FITCH FORECASTS OIL MARKET TO FACE OVERSUPPLY STARTING SEPTEMBER 2026, WITH GLOBAL OIL SUPPLY EXPECTED TO OUTPACE DEMAND FOR THE YEAR ON AVERAGE.

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

No one tell him how long the space industry has been around for or that Spacex is over 20 years old.

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

Guy looking at the first railroad track being laid:
Now why would I spend a dollar on that?

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@rexthundercock @KsNewSpace Why don’t you explain the economic case for space since us peasants don’t seem to understand it?

[Rex Thundercock @rexthundercock]

This post has brought out a legion of retards

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Kansas just renamed itself Iran to unlock $300 billion in federal funding

This is a genius

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

This is my quant

[Eric Jackson @ericjackson]

Everyone watched the Drake beef for the bars. Read "Push Ups" and "Family Matters" as business documents instead.

He audits the whole industry — splits, masters, who's owned — then raps his own $400M Universal deal and lands on the same map he drew for everyone else.

It wasn't an exit. It was a deeper re-up.

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@DrJMedina Isn’t this also contingent on Israel leaving Lebanon?

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

RIP

[Steven Balik @laurenbalik]

😎

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@cjthegenx @cavv1988 @ThierryBorgeat You’re literally required to if you want to have any sort of retirement plan

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@cjthegenx @cavv1988 @ThierryBorgeat They’re literally shoving it into everyone’s 401k whether they want it or not

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

SpaceX prospectus is the most monorail salesman shit of all time

[Ross Gerber @GerberKawasaki]

@GavinNewsom I challenge you to work one week as hard as Elon. It's the opposite. He came to America an immigrant and look at what's possible. Not everyone grows up a Getty. So please Gavin.

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@cwatson360 @berniehoe2 Retirement accounts

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@Anhemode @berniehoe2 Squintillions bro

[AIGriftSlopGuy @RyanakaFlats]

@Widdershins321 @MidwestHedgie Donald Pump will never let this unwind while he’s President