Ryan Jones

I like watching TV shows. Love wine and football (watching as the Failsworth Zidane has now retired)

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@PandoraBury one hour queue and about four people in the shop browsing not buying anything.

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@PandoraBury why don't you let everyone in the shop then the ones who want to buy can approach the staff. This is generally how shops work.

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@OneRovers need a new manager. Here are the top candidates I would like to see..1.Steve Kean, 2. Justin Bieber, 3.Me, 4. Sepp Blatter, 5 Mum

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Anywhere in the World. https://t.co/9onvc42SLV

[DemandUKTV @DemandUKTV]

Do you live #abroad? Do you miss #British TV? You don't have to! http://t.co/AVxZyow5wP #BizHour

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Sunday 24th May Family Fun Day Stalls from £10 11-1 pm @CumbriaUni http://t.co/VD2KTT9DE4 …

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Sunday24thMay.Lancaster Family Fun Day Craft Market 11-1pmOld Dining Hall.@CumbriaUni LA13JD. http://t.co/ApkpiUziwW

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@Carra23 I need a new TV subscription service. Sky employ you. BT it is. Yes you are a no brainer.

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Lagwagon in Manchester. Yeahh 2015 starts so well. @Lagwagon #LagwagonManchester

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Jackson Galaxy just made my day. Top guy! #mycatfromhell

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Thank God Challenge. I thank god for ; Dinosaurs, Duck billed platypus and Richard Dawkins. I Nominate @dkay570 @LouiseRose2 and @DezzyP79

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Give Scotland the powers they crave. Start with their own NHS system. Own currency. Own Pensions system. Own benefits system.

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Cameron Clegg or Miliband. Can't decide which one I would like to beat the shit out of more never mind vote for. No wonder the scots are off

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cowabunga...Oxlaide chamberlain is now my favourite non united player.

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ahhh England play tonight. Time for some disappointment.

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Judging by the amount of "Increase you penis size" spam I receive, I recon I've been hacked, how do they know I've got a little widgey??

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@Ryanofficialme sorry falcao.

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Rock me Amadeus!!! Falco is back.

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I like Jennifer Lawrence even more than I did before now.

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Ate a carvery. Feel fucked. Thanks waterfoldfarmpub.

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@DezzyP79 Europe is overrated. The Capital one cup is where it's at..er shitt like I was saying the FAcup is the number one cup competition.