Ryan's Tweets

Best looking GRHS class of 2002. Speed walker. Regular at the Osprey. 7th place finisher in the Colonial Hills Conference golf tournament.

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I don't need to hear about the Somali daycare fraud during my back swing

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Losers have Verizon @Verizon

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I don’t play cornhole in the dark

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It's fair to say that no one on this text chain is following the disciplinary ruling of a high school wrestler

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I've had key lime pie for breakfast lunch and dinner

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@Bambino_Bets It’s no coincidence that George is back from the dead on Easter weekend

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That was the worst trade since the Yankees traded Jay Buhner

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I destroy @TalentiGelato in one sitting

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@myles_straw Hey Myles I tried to vote for you to make the All Star team but I didn’t see your name on the ballot

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If you taste berry in your coffee, there is something wrong

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@MikeFrancesa They also haven’t been any good in years

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Anyone that wears two sweatbands in youth basketball is destined to fail

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And 1 Mixtape is better than the NBA

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Air Santa 🎅🏼🏀

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@justsaypause @YahooSports You should ask them if drafting Russell Wilson and Deshaun Watson in back to back rounds was a good idea

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I won the longest drive with a 3 wood

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Fauci threw out the first pitch in the @Yankees vs. @Nationals game. Fortunately for him, his aim with a baseball is more accurate than his Covid predictions @realDonaldTrump #covid #flattenthecurve

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I have no beef with jean shorts. I rocked them for many years

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Why is there pulp in your beer? @MagnifyBrewing @EPO_Music

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My back is killing me from carrying Lina through this 1000 piece puzzle. I’m picking pieces out from across the couch

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My antibodies are incredible