Ryan Baldwin

Comedian. Musician. Artist. Yet somehow, no fun at parties.

Likes: Music. Movies. Games. Shows.
Dislikes: Idiots. Life itself.

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@ABC I'm just amazed this guy had $172K to lose.

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@shekelenjoyer @PSYOPOLYreport @ABC You really have no idea how much any of this shit costs, do you?

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@CalmCoolSerene @funder Please. Trump calls people stupid all the time and you idiots lap it up.

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@GuntherEagleman @SenMarkKelly Literally not what they said. Get some basic reading comprehension.

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@SpeakerJohnson Hey Mike, does being this full of shit give you heartburn and, if so, what do you find works best? Gaviscon? Maalox?

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@EYakoby He never said that he didn't say it. He acknowledged that he said it, said that his views have changed, and he apologized. Provide proof that he said, "I never said that."

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@DjRs1n @RedEagleUpdates Lucky for you, BOTH are awful.

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@rhm8txrs5x @ABC That is literally not true and you're a moron if you believe that.

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@ffobuol65 @ABC This just in: Dems aren't people (apparently).

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@SarahGeise3 @ABC He's really not though. How do you guys not get yet that he's all talk unless he's doing something awful?

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@ABC When the next school shooting happens and you blame it on "mental health" and not "easy access to firearms", remember this.

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@ABC Leopards. Faces.

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@DNIGabbard @POTUS You're a sycophantic shill and should resign.

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@GeneralMCNews "President of Peace", right guys? How's that working out for you?

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@porterhunt789 @dickdale50 @ABC His argument is that he's a fucking idiot.

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@Realjamesjustin @TristanSnell Speaking of nothing to hide, how are those unredacted Epstein Files going?

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@KathleenF177631 @ABC https://t.co/tmDqXNSkuU
There. Now shut the fuck up.

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@ZeekArkham So, using your logic, you don't just trust that Elon Musk is cutting funds and departments for good reason, right?

Because he literally has not shown proof of any of his claims.

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@krassenstein This has big "Mexico will pay for the wall" energy.

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@DreamLeaf5 Dudes are so scared to admit that they can't tell the difference between transwomen and ciswomen.