Ryde Mikoc

Junior Football Reporter & Analyst 🚨 Featured on F0X, Telemondo, & ESPM.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Enzo Fernández to Manchester City, HERE WE GO! 🇦🇷

Deal in place for fee over £125m after a long negotiation as Chelsea approved the sale.

Enzo only wanted Manchester City and he’s now set for medical at #MCFC.

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@NoodleHairCR7 How much did they pay you to say this ?

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@NoodleHairCR7 How much did they pay you to say this ?

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Ancelotti expected to keep Enrick on the bench even if all Brazil players are abducted by expected UFO.

Per @CBF_Futebol

[𝐓𝐌 𝐅Ú𝐓𝐁𝐎𝐋 @TMfutbal]

🚨🇧🇷 TODAY IS THE DAY!

🚨 A Brazilian psychic with 23M+ followers claims a UFO mothership will appear above Hard Rock Stadium during Brazil vs Scotland at the 2026 World Cup on June 24. 👽🛸

She says players, officials, and hundreds of fans could be abducted by alien beings before being returned, all on live TV. 🤯

The prediction went viral after she claimed to have the same dream twice. 💭

[Ryde Mikoc @RydeMikoc]

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Cristiano Ronaldo has stated he will now be retiring at 50 years old.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

😁🏆 Leo Messi when asked about playing at the 2030 World Cup: “I don't know. The truth is, I'm not thinking about that right now. It seems a bit far off... but, as I said, I'm living one day at a time and focused on the present”.

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@TouchlineX Ronaldo will now be retiring at 50.

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🚨 BREAKING

Cristiano Ronaldo has threatened teammates with suspension from the Portugal national team if they do not pass him the ball.

Source: @FabrizioRomano

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@FabrizioRomano He’s been missing all World Cup, glad he finally appeared!

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🚨 Declan Rice -

“I believe Portugal has the potential to go far, but are being held back by some individuals.”

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🚨 Portugal has reportedly submitted a request to FIFA for the grass to be carefully brushed before their game in order to assist Cristiano Ronaldo in scoring a goal.

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🚨 Julian Alvarez on Argentina’s next World Cup match.

“Not even Allah can save Jordan from what we’ll do to them.”

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Top 10 Worst Dictators in History

1. 🇮🇱 🇮🇹Fabrizio Romano
2. 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappe
3. 🇬🇪 Joseph Stalin
4. 🇧🇴 Lucas Emmanuel Ríos
5. 🇨🇳 Chiqui Tapia
6. 🇸🇴 Jhon Valencia
7. 🇰🇭 Pol Pot
8. 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo
9. 🇰🇵 Kim Jong-il
10. 🇩🇪 Hitler

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@FabrizioRomano @iMiaSanMia We’re back

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🚨 Gianluca Prestianni has been called up to the Argentine National Team

Argentine coach Lionel Scaloni thinks he's ready for the NT after his encounter with Vinicius Jr 🇦🇷

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@FabrizioRomano We’re back. You can’t ban all of my accounts 🐵

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🚨 BREAKING

Cristiano Ronaldo on Messi’s bulge :

“I don’t want to be humble. In Argentina many have bulge like this but in Portugal very few. This not fair there is no comparison”

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🚨 BREAKING

Cristiano Ronaldo on Messi’s bulge :

“I don’t want to be humble. In Argentina many have bulge like this but in Portugal very few. This not fair there is no comparison”

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🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo:

“Do I need World Cup? Pele won 3 of them against part time taxi drivers. Nations League trophy is much more prestigious today.”

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Cristiano Ronaldo

“When I saw Messi and Argentina lift the World Cup I realized football is scripted.”

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Breaking 🚨

Lamine Yamal pubic area issue is revealed to be from his gender-swap surgery.

Source: @elchiringuitotv