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[• MJ • @RyderMj254]

Built like a Penis😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🥶🧊 Lamine Yamal: “What is aura? In football, Cristiano Ronaldo”.

“Aura is a person who gives off, something like when they arrive, it's like… WOW. For example, Brad Pitt or like that”.

“In football, Cristiano would be a good example of aura”.

[ni @nicaogalo]

isso deve ser muito engraçado em alemão

[• MJ • @RyderMj254]

Why do foreign managers manage countries they’re not from?
Tuchel come from Germany and he manages England
Pochettino Argentina yet he manages USA?
Utter woke nonsense

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@paisylynn Read ts somewhere two years ago

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@soonrightaway What did I just read bruh

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@tobyasky Read a praise paragraph about slot when he signed for Liverpool too btw

[King™️ 🇦🇷 @UTDxKing]

Inter Milan looking at Arsenal going to play UCL final with PSG

[IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels @RealFamilyCrete]

You tell a Woman you her soulmate & she dont realise it til she 36 & fat

[Ronaldinho @10Ronaldinho]

Allez Paris! 🔴🔵🤙🏾

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@JATTSOPRANO316 Alonso just agreed with Chelsea mahn

[Waggy ✞🏌️ @waggydey4you]

I dey chill with your Papa 💔😂

[slay @nemesis09066]

The kid next door wants a water gun fight .
30 years old me, waiting for the kettle to boil:

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@PageMaker_23 @WWELUFC Buddy chill

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@FabrizioRomano Who?

[Rance @son_of_uki]

a society that says a broke man doesn’t deserve a woman shouldn’t be upset when a rich man has options.

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@Arsenal Welcome to the home of the Arse?

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@pandaa Hi

[De’great @heismikel1]

Me: “cums in the ocean”

20 years later in front of my door