Ryderisms

Parents of 5, 1 Autistic. Fun little stories and “isms”

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

@hungryroot we cant thank you enough. Our ASD has now tried/liked food that hed never had before. It means so much to us. Thank you 🙏!
#Autism #autismawareness #ThankYou #Thankful

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#AutismAwareness #funnystories #familystories #autistic #bedtime

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

Ryder-“I’m going to use my last few minutes before bed to get water. That way I won’t get in trouble later. I’m using my big brain tonight!!!”
Us-#parentingwin!

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Our son was raging/stomping playing a game. I come out to calm him. He wasnt having any of it. “You might be hearing things, but I’m not saying you’re deaf!”
#autism #AutismAwareness #autismdad #autismmom #family #familyquotes

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We are so proud of our son. He gets upset when he does not have immediate success. The front flip was his bugaboo. Over the last few weeks, he has worked very hard on this. His time in #jujitsu and the front roll has helped immensely
#autism #AutismAwareness #frontflip

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

@ItsEmilyKaty That’s fascinating. My son, actually excelled at depth perception and catching a bouncing ball. He was able to rally with a tennis ball at about two

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

Me to our 4 yo: One day you will grow up and get your own house.
Him: why?
Me:well you’ll probably get married.
Him: why?
Me: you’ll find a woman or a man that you fall in love with.
Him: I like womans more better.
Ok then! #familystories #family #thingskidssay #funny

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

8 y/o ASD: “if there’s an evil Santa, he MUST live in the South Pole!!” 😂 😆
#autism #autistic #autismacceptance #AutismAwareness #kids

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

One of the hardest things w our kiddo is when his bowels back up. We have to give him strong laxatives and the results arent pretty.
#autism #AutismAwareness #TheStruggleIsReal

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

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I give one of our 4 y/o a large piece of chocolate thinking he might stop since it was huge... nope. He runs around the couch yelling, “This is awesome! This is awesome!” Fail. 😂
#fail #fails #parenting #parentingstories

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

I give one of our 4 y/o a large piece of chocolate thinking he might stop since it was huge... nope. He runs around the couch yelling, “This is awesome! This is awesome!” Fail. 😂
#fail #fails #parenting #parentingstories

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

Our 2 youngest are 4 and share a room.
“Mom... R is snoring whelly loud!” - an hour past bedtime 😂 #family #familystories

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8 y/o autistic son: “why did the apple cross the road?…it was stemming!”
#ActuallyAutistic #AutismAwareness #autism

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

My husband is hosting a special needs planning session later this week. Great information. Click on the link to register.

#specialneeds #specialneedsplanning #autism #Disability #disabilityawareness

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

4 y/o teacher at the virtual morning circle: You all need to turn your brains on and listen to the video.

Our 4 y/o replied matter of factly: My brain doesn’t have a switch so I cant turn it on!
#kidstories #school

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Me: Do you think you’ll ever own a dog?
Him: No... they have stinky farts... plus I don’t want to have 18 years of my kid’s bitchin about who’ll pick up the poop.
😂 😂
#autism #autistic #AutismAwareness #greatconversation #ActuallyAutistic

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

Come up the stairs to the lining up of candy and figurines.
#AutismAwareness #autismacceptance #lininguptoys

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

Our ASD son comes to ask if he can use the computer. After asking, we use the translator to let him hear his question in other languages. His response, “Oh my ears!” 😂🤷‍♂️🤦
#autism #AutismAwareness #autismacceptance #autismstories

[Ryderisms @Ryderisms2]

A family friend of ours has kids, 1 may be on the spectrum but no diagnosis. My child is diagnosed ASD & high functioning. Its infuriating when this friend places his child on the spectrum in the same manner as ours. It feels like it diminishes our son & issues
#AutismAwareness

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Our 6 yo comes tattling that our ASD 8 yo told her shes “not the most beautiful girl in the world, but Victoria is.” Sorry to bust your bubble baby girl, but its 👌 for your brother to think that
#autism #autismstories #AutismAwareness #LifeLessons #thingstheysay