Rye 🚂

Mentally on Mars

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

to the stars who listen and the dreams that are answered

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

there are a lot of y’all that don’t know how to read emails

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

calling burgers ground rounds from now on

[Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer) @DrChrisCombs]

ARTEMIS II AS SEEN BY THE OFFICIAL NASA CESSNA

THIS IS THE BEST LAUNCH VIDEO AND IT ISN'T CLOSE

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

Rick O’Shea

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[Sam @Sjeansc]

Only speaking in peanuts trombone noises so the guy at the liquor store thinks you’re of age

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[cheyenne🆗️ @evilvillain1231]

You might catch yourself thinking "Orion's belt is highkey the lamest constellation" then you look attentively up at the starry night sky for the first time in a while and you realize: actually, hold up, those three stars are really in a distinct ass little line, that's sick

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

@SunCountryAir is the worst airline to exist man. you’re better off driving to your location

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

the masculine urge to put all business calls on speaker

[JP Acosta @acosta32_jp]

How do you tell a player that their job is to be Mufasa at the bottom of the wildebeest run

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

the fate of ophelia is a banger but it should have been “pledge allegiance to your hands, your teeth, your eyes”. why am i pledging allegiance to his team and his ~vibes~ 🙄

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

We have people in power making broad claims around certain drugs and autism that have been continuously disproven. The degree to which those comments can undermine public health, do harm to women who are pregnant, create anxiety for parents who do have children who are autistic – is violence against the truth.

[weather @dsxf234161]

rhode island is gone

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

my little brother has lyme disease and you wouldn’t even know. it’s not “debilitating”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Justin Timberlake reveals he has been diagnosed with Lyme disease.

[Rye 🚂 @RyenneH]

my family when i was born:

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i could’ve been pope if it weren’t for this bum knee

[trash jones @jzux]

bar trivia is a fun activity if you ever want to feel like the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are