Ryhan Lopez

I frequently lie on the internet

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@cloud_trtl @DasLebensyeeter

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They fixed the espresso machine. Maybe life is worth living after all

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Kinda wanna get addicted to something. Maybe gambling. Idk yet

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@MisaelSanchez99 Same except instead of a 60lb dog it's the crushing weight of reality.

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Both espresso machines at the office are out of order. Gonna end it all

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Fighting the urge to chew on some electrical wires

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They played Margaritaville a baseball game I'm at, and several people stood up and put their hands on their chest.

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@yanikayalaa

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@cloud_trtl @HaydenWatkins19

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@MisaelSanchez99 10 year old is right tho

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gonna start eating super glue

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Accidentally attended a Catholic procession 😬

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@MisaelSanchez99 Just throw them in the washing machine

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@barberfaker Where's the diced Onion

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@cloud_trtl @MisaelSanchez99 @yanikayalaa

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@MisaelSanchez99 That old man was me.

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@MisaelSanchez99 That would be wholesome except for the fact that you continually tell me how much you hate me.

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@yanikayalaa Simply don't use that muscle in your new job.

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@cloud_trtl It was me, wasn't it