Ryking

North London Forever, my heart will leave you never.

Ex spetsnaz

[Kenyan Memes Archive @satirekenya]

Scenes that preceded unfortunate events😂

[Ryking @Ryking_]

@RealElvo 🤣🤣

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

My lord south Africans have lost it!

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Ruaka ikifika 6 kama haujafika home you just go sleep at a friend's place in Dandora to be safe

[Ryking @Ryking_]

@Gustavo__254 We endelea kuponyana ukedi, mambo ya contract agreement huezi ngam.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Politics has rounded off a professor to the nearest fool.

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

Ngoni wa Thuita and Gathaiya at Kameme fm, the duo will be the end of us.... Hilarious asf 😂🤣🤣

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

That's the difference between men of old and the modern man

When most of you were birthed, your father's weren't even present, they were busy working. Because that's the most important thing a father can do for his wife and child - to work

What's the point of a man being present at the birth of a child? Standing outside the maternity ward just pacing around like a mad man. Or let's say you even get inside, what can you possibly do besides hold her hand, saying "push" as if the nurses can't do that

This is the World Cup, it's your country at war with other nations. You're no different from a soldier on the frontlines saying I need to be excused so I can go see my wife giving birth

This is the current state of modern men, just emotional decisions, to appear good to a female biased society OVER their duty.

[Onyango_tate @Wuodnyakach_]

Let's contribute for Abuya ..come in for him

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

People really said for years that this guy was better than Declan Rice. Hilarious, really.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

@MamaRachelRuto What message do you have for the fathers whose sons your husband had murdered?

[key•mushjr @mucherawhh]

Kama hujawatch show ya Obinna hupati

[Ryking @Ryking_]

@RodinSimi Arsenal fans are easily raige bated.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

Hawa watu hutuuliza nini jameni

[Ghana Gunner @AFC_Fazeel]

Unprecedented levels of fooling last season

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🗣️ Semenyo: "The night before Bournemouth faced Arsenal I spoke to some guys, I told them: 'Hey do us a favour..” 😂🔥

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The DR Congo team is playing in the World Cup in the US. If Ebola was real, then Trump would deny them entry to the US.

Nothing like Ebola.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Tunataka kujua kama Gachau ako fiti ndio we apply Mens number 1 humour rule which states that, once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a dark joke.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

The goons who fought recently in Kuresoi were peaceful, but the youths who will peacefully demonstrate on 25th June will not be peaceful. According to the government