Ryland Titley

This must be Ryland Titley. If it wasn't, it would all seem weird.

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

@fordnation How is it that you are the Premiere of Ontario and yet I have forgotten that you exist?

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

@fordnation Go suck a fart, dipstick.

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

“Actually, they can’t. They’ll just fuck each other, without protection, or even a clear understanding of sexuality, consent, gender identity, etc because of my archaic Sex Ed program.” -Doug Ford

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

“But today’s children can go fuck themselves!” -Doug Ford

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

“But today’s children can go fuck themselves!” -Doug Ford

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

We are protecting the delivery of essential services like education & health care for future generations.

Our government inherited a $15 billion deficit from the Liberals and we are taking the necessary steps to get Ontario back to fiscal sustainability. https://t.co/cUvQuVNtPb

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

“Watch out, nurses! You’re next! - Doug Ford

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Happy #NursingWeek! Our nurses across Ontario are absolute all-stars. We appreciate you and thank you for your commitment to patient-centred care!

[Mike Schreiner @MikeSchreiner]

There is nothing even remotely fiscally responsible about cutting the 50 Million Tree Program.

-300 full-time jobs
-3:1 return on every dollar spent
-$82 million in ecosystem services from carbon storage to flood prevention
-3 years of tree saplings wasted

#onpoli #ONTrees

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

Technically, everything you do is jam-packed if your belt has anything to say about it.

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

During a jam packed two day trip to New York, Premier Ford sent a clear message: Our government is making it easier to do business in Ontario.

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

No shows in Canada will have you because we are aware that you are completely full of shit and choose not to give a soapbox to raving lunatics.

[Doug Ford @fordnation]

Thank you @Varneyco for having me on your show today and giving me the opportunity to talk about what our government is doing to help create jobs and make Ontario open for business. #ONpoli

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

Somebody alert Border Services that there is a known threat to the people of Ontario trying to get back in from New York State. His name is @fordnation

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

@fordnation Did you have a chance to visit your fellow C.H.U.Ds while you were there?

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

@fordnation “Hi America, Ontario is open for business - EVERYTHING MUST GO!”

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

The opposite of anything @fordnation says is what he actually means. So, in keeping with that, don’t go fuck yourself Doug.

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

The @OntarioPCParty are a bunch of soulless ghouls.

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

Hey @fordnation, I just saw that my old school board had to lay off 100+ teachers. What happened to no one losing their job? You’re an ignorant turd.

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

Merry Christmas to these cuties. @vinateacup @ Hamilton, Ontario https://t.co/LkmYeDNC01

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

My son was born with the help of an amazing team of midwives. The care and compassion they provided to my wife throughout the pregnancy cannot be matched. @fordnation & @OntarioPCParty do not care about women - you are petty and ignorant.

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

I'm coming out of Twitter retirement to express my anger & disgust w/ @fordnation and the @OntarioPCParty for cutting the funding to the College of Midwives. A clear sign of the Premier's lack of respect for women. Shame!

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

Happy Hallowe’en from all the Things! @ Hamilton, Ontario https://t.co/fHzwHJhBgI

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

Advice, courtesy of Pittsburgh #lawrenceville #pennsylvania #merica @ Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania https://t.co/jmfvcbGBZo

[Ryland Titley @RylandTitley]

Happy 5th anniversary to this babe! @ Hamilton, Ontario https://t.co/OombfocNzE