Rylee Boyce

Currently in the awkward stage between birth and death.

[Rylee Boyce @RyleeBoyce]

The question isn’t “will Dadtok survive this?” but “should Dadtok survive this?” And the answer to that is “no”. #SLOMW

[Rylee Boyce @RyleeBoyce]

I’m going to have to call in sick for work tomorrow. One of the Utah Mormon Wives just confirmed what Fruity Pebbles is and I am unwell.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

And they have lived in my brain rent free since

[Rylee Boyce @RyleeBoyce]

passive aggressive & out of spite are the only ways I’ll be accepting merch releases moving forward and it cannot be undone

[ev @bladeupinred]

The universe works fast but Noah Sebastian works faster

[🤙🏻soso🤙🏻 @sophiebuddle]

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on

[Bryan @BryanKirks]

Every restaurant in the world should have the exact same layout so I dont have to look like an idiot trying to find the bathroom

[Toni @__gorgeousgeek]

Me: That looks so damn goo-

Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic

Me: Pathetic.

[eunice🇨🇩 @505eunice]

after corona can we PLEASE normalise wearing masks when you’re sick? there is no reason why little billy should be allowed to sneeze on me in public ffs

[Trey Kennedy @TreyNKennedy]

White people love posting a beach pic with the caption “never coming home bye ✌🏼”

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

my love language is iced coffee

[Rylee Boyce @RyleeBoyce]

@cloutboyjojoo @majelladef the struggle