Ryli Snider Massey

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

@mattkeflowers What if you could combine yours with someone else’s? A guy moved into town and he joined his & his wife’s last names to become Jonesyoung. Flowers could be joined with something to make it even more phenomenal!

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

@mattkeflowers Or they will just pay their accountant a little more to find all of the loops holes to not have pay the extra....

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

@meganlynn_lopez @MorningBrew One of my old teams used to use those letters to abbreviate standard... and we were spreading around a lot of standards! 😂

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

Is anyone else living on the edge at home?
I’m snacking on pretzels that expired in 2017..... 😳
Maybe if they were GMO, they wouldn’t taste stale 🤔🤪

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

This even happened before taking my ACT in Okla schools, not just as a small child. I thought it was normal 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Markie Martin @MarkieMartin]

#GrowingUpOklahoman

I just told my fiancé that before taking standardized tests as a child in Oklahoma, we were given peppermints and the AC was turned down. To help us focus.

He looked at me like I had 6 heads.

If you know, you know.

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

It honestly makes giving people directions SO MUCH Easier. Just learn the cardinal directions.

Even my mother has figured out how to use the compass on her iPhone — And that’s a big deal.
Surely a tech savvy person can figure out which way I mean when I say North 🤦🏻‍♀️😄

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

Phrase that really irks me:
“You know I’m bad with directions, I don’t know north and south!”

You’re ~20-30 yrs old & it is something that can be worked on, very easily any day.
So that when I say the north trail or the south door—I don’t have to hear YOU say that phrase again.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

zoom needs a button that plays wrap it up music like at the oscars

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

do you ever look at an email and just think fuck you

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

...My husband gets annoyed when I go through a drive-thru with him.

I’m the person that has to fully read the fast food menu.
Yeahhhh I’m gonna need a minute— I don’t visit you often enough to know your menu!
And you took off my favorite items from last year. #nachofries

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

@MaaloufMD

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

@KayJayShee @StJiggyfly I’ve been searchig to try to find the picture I had of one evening Skyping a whole group of guys across campus with my suite of girls.

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

Any other Harding alumni remember being locked in your respective dorms each night and Skyping your opposite gender friends across campus in their dorms?

Feeling nostalgic as I zoom video with groups of friends when I can’t go see them 😄

[Matte 🏳️‍⚧️, Wholesome BF™️ @MatteFlowers]

*clutches pearls*

China's government lied to the world? I mean they have a long history of currency manipulation, human rights abuses, silencing political or dissenting speech, but they lied about something they had trouble controlling?

Say it ain't so, Winnie, say it ain't so.

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

“Oh! There’s a cardinal!”

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

The hubs and I have taken to listening to and watching the birds from our back deck in the mornings and evenings.
“Hmm 4 or 5 different bird calls?”
“Well, those 2 are just different tones. Ooo that’s a Hawk — Bird of Prey!”

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

@natsmithglidden Oh and each person gave a smile— As in, we are all sooo happy that we are seeing other out and about 😄😄
.... But don’t get too close, keep moving. 👌

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

@natsmithglidden All of the runners and cyclists were saying “Hi” to each other yesterday on the greenway also. Normally we’re out of breath and paying attention to our own workouts, usually just give a nod if you have to acknowledge the other person.

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

Found out this weekend that my body handles 5 miles of running much better than it handles 5 glasses wine...

I’d much rather recover from a long run than recover with a hangover 😄
#NewPriorities

[Ryli Snider Massey @Ryli_Anna]

I have one 3-drawer filing cabinet at work.

2 Full drawers are used for all my snacks, tea bags and coffee kcups.
The top drawer is for pens and a pair of scissors.
I’m very worried about going to an open workspace— they might take away my filing cabinet...😱😥😬
#ineedmyfood