After careful consideration of the footage and in-depth reading of the official laws of the game, we have reached the conclusion that Ravi Ashwin is a distinctly average bloke.
#IPL2019
Right lads, so I’m playing career mode on Fifa & managed to swap Bale, Eriksen & Pogba for Ronaldo but now I’m thinking. Right, now the women have stopped reading. Lads, how fucking class is it when you fart in the bath & the bubble tickles your balls on the way up to the surface
Results day today and speaking from experience from a man with 5 gcses’s and 1 A level I’m currently living the dream as a hostel rep in Vietnam getting paid to get on the beers. Win or lose we’re on the booze