Elon Musk Paroty

Birds aren’t real

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

Me saying goodbye on the zoom call vs me right after the zoom call

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

Sounds like a guy who has not eaten at food trucks on Nolensville Road. Likely has a personal chef making white people tacos

[Taylor Lewan @TaylorLewan77]

This is not a hot take.

People from Missouri and Tennessee don’t understand good Mexican food. They are a product of where they grew up.

It’s not their fault.

[Cooper deGrom @skostyboi]

Mahomes already vacationing on that tore ACL

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

It’s his time

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

These refs in the Vandy - Mizzou game may be the worst I’ve seen. Announcers certainly confused on these calls

[Vanderbilt Football @VandyFootball]

So is this the full Williams-Brice Stadium experience everyone was talking about?

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

@PFTCommenter i’m trying to convince the browns to call kamala harris bc sanders isn’t a good backup plan for an aging joe

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

@DaniLaCivita https://t.co/Y2xRqLvOyl

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

Never forget that Clay Travis is the reason we lost Paradise Park

[TeamMarsha @TeamMarshaTN]

.@ClayTravis telling it like it is!

We're so grateful to have the founder of @OutKick and conservative influencer on Team Marsha!

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

This is well known

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Owen Cooper reveals that Leonardo DiCaprio is a fan of Adolescence! #FallonTonight

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

The NBA playoffs 2025 is peak television

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

Is the goal to kill the gorilla or simply knock it down

[Tom Nestor @TomNestorft7t]

He literally stabbed a 13 year old girl

[Charlotte Reynoldson @charreynoldson]

Not now, sweetie. Mummy’s reading Reddit theories on Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood

[R.O.C. @hardROClife]

Key Recession Indicator

[kay! 🇵🇸 deltarune ch5 spoilers @smog_fog]

He looks just like him

[Elon Musk Paroty @Ryne_Alexander]

I can’t handle this dude on Wofford shooting underhand free throws 😂😂😂

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Vandy. That was sick. Free Basketball!

[khusanov dogso enjoyer @josepsburner]

unlike other FBI directors, with whom i was constantly messing with

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: why should I use your dish soap

Dawn: look how good it cleans this duck

Me: ok well how does it do on dishes?

Dawn: again, I can't stress enough how clean this duck is