RynoACC

Space Cadet, Musician, Producer, Pool Boy, Pastafarian, Wannabe Intellectual, Unicorn Dealer.

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

Saw a mother-daughter Resting Bitch Face combo. Theyre doomed to spend life marred by a falsely perceived expression of constant disapproval

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Give me a suitcase with 75k cash and ten minutes at 5 separate "sketchy" Walgreens and I'll assemble a supervillain team.

[Rhett Reese @RhettReese]

Team Pool needs your official 'vote' of support. Let's break the internet. RETWEET if you would buy a ticket to the DEADPOOL MOVIE.

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

St. Patrick's Day will now be called "Alcoholic Spring Equinox". Spring beers are brewed, it's warmer & the drinking days get visibly longer

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In 5-billion years the Sun will expand & engulf our orbit as the charred ember that was once Earth vaporizes. Have a nice day

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

@Uptomyknees Nope, but the book was in Walt's new apartment.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Congress must vote to repeal Obamacare a 42nd time. After all, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

[Jason Spiewak @jasonspiewak]

In 5 years there will be no indie record companies, only artist development companies

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

Met Life or Bust!

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

My #nofilter is all the dumb shit that comes from my mouth.

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

Names for fat sandwiches: Fatticus Finch, Fatlas Shrugged, Fatrick Stewart, Faturday Night Fever, Lul Fats.

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

And tonight's pre-show jam is: Mozart: Symphony No. 23 in G Minor.

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

A LaVar Arrington Cameo and Ryan Seacrest getting Boo'd. Good start to NFL 2013..... Wait, wtf? A rain delay?

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

Impact one and you can impact a million. Music matters.

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

The rhythm from the friction emitted from my ceiling fan on high sounds like shitty dance music.

[RynoACC @RynoMarsa]

“@absolutepunk: Letlive AMA http://t.co/ESNi93RsUP” @dansballofwax

[Math the Band @MATHTHEBAND]

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE HAS A NEW BAND?? THIS SUCKS. Y WOULD YOU START A BAND WITH ALL THOSE OLD GUYS? THEY SOUND LIKE ONE DIRECTION.

[céline @celinetherese]

best male video of the night was walter white's "confession." all these other dudes are just pretending. #VMA #BreakingBad