me normally: this country is prohibitively expensive and only gets away with being perceived as good because we have the hitler country right next door
me during international sporting competitions:
This is not mine. This is yours. This is ours.
From all the players, staff and everyone involved in the club, to you guys who supported us every single day of the season.
Grateful for your love and support ❤️
accidentally said "nick moon by pink drake" in front of my wife's family and now her fucking shithead teenage cousins won't shut up about Pink Drake. i've heard Pink God's Plan about 50 times in the past hour. merry christmas, i guess.