Ryry_Michelle

First..Coffee

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

@WiscoBoy92 Nothing but respect for you 😂

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

@A_Hayes22 I just hope you actually made it on the plane

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

I have now found the live feed of the Depp vs Heard trial. If you need me, don’t- I’m busy .

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

I just saw a drag queen pop eggs out of her butt. Happy Easter y’all

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

Nothing has motivated me to lose weight more than turning 30

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

Not even 8am and we have latte in hand, house music on, afternoon workout class booked and hair has been curled. Who am I today ?

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

The problem with Texas is that there are margaritas everywhere. I have no self control

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

I have spent the last 30 minutes in bed planning my every move just to avoid getting out of bed before I absolutely have to

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

8am house music is now becoming part of my daily routine and I am just waiting for someone to knock on my door and complain

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

It’s 5pm and I just realized I haven’t eaten all day. I didn’t notice because I’m hungry, just because someone asked me if I ate. This is normal right?

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@DJPaulyD and @VINNYGUADAGNINO were vibin' at the @NYRangers game 😎🎶

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[adam @barelyadam_]

a wise woman once said:

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

Waiting for your boyfriend to come home at 1 am just so you can reorganize your whole apartment . ✌🏽

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

The more productive I am throughout the day, means the more I spend on Amazon at the end of the day. Why am I like this 🙃

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

Update: First person bailed because it’s too cold outside. It’s 46 degrees. Welcome to Austin

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

It’s 6:30, I’m out at the bars, and my contacts are already acting a fool. Please send good vibes my way because I WILL end up falling or running into a still object

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

Meeting friends in a new city by myself today. Let me just say, this is more stressful than dating.

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

Yet I still order and it sits in my closet for “one day it’ll fit”

[Xavier E. Prather, Esq. @xaviereprather]

My toxic trait is avoiding shopping online for clothes purely because I know I’m too lazy to send my order back if it doesn’t fit 🥴🤷🏾‍♂️

[Ryry_Michelle @Ryryy_Michelle]

It’s like Amazon knows exactly when I get paid….

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