Ryan Ewart

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@elonmusk why is most my feed filled with smut? Tits, asses, and random nudity? That's not what I'm on here for and I'm about ready to delete this app. What's going on with the algorithms?

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@AlliAlliG Way cheaper than car payments for a new car. You're still winning!

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@jobeus @Chrisisdamanbro He's not even forefront in his profile pic LOL!

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

This tiger got a gold tooth after cracking it in an accident

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@AlliAlliG I was serious about this, @AlliAlliG . You should message me :P (also, I'm not some bot, or scammer - just a normal(ish) person with some overlapping interests/life experiences)

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@AlliAlliG I think we should be friends IRL.

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@AlliAlliG It's a shot in the dark, but sometimes it works out, I guess. Your applicant, however, is probably a bot. Haha.

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@AlliAlliG One time, we had a person apply, and make it to an interview, then they confessed that they weren't well suited to the posted position. They instead thought they could help us in a role that they were much more knowledgeable about. We hired that person and they were right.

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@raeintheworld I only "know" you from here. I will miss your posts. Not even sure why haha

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@Finite_Elephant @jobeus @angryseahag I still actively listen to 90% of those songs. Lol.

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@angryseahag @Finite_Elephant @jobeus 💯

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

Whoa... is Twitter part of SpaceX now? Nice logo :P

[Morgan @Helloimmorgan]

Isn’t strange that as much as we use our phones, I’ve never once seen my phone in a dream?

[greg @greg16676935420]

Most Americans don’t realize how big Texas is

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@greg16676935420 There's no way you're advertising for chick-fil-a... You're not wholesome enough for their image.

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

Maybe Curtains... or Salt Water.

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

Took a few listens, but I'm now hooked on Ed Sheeran's new album. Subtract! Love it! Can't decide which song is my favorite.

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

Go, Spider Plant, Go!

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

I wanna see T Swift live while she's on tour, but I'm worried I'll just cry the whole show 🫤

[Ryan Ewart @Ryu_Raygun]

@ronipedia @Comedyatallcost @wowAimee @mrs_albion No no. We charter a boat with a captain who knows the local seas. However, you can be boat mayor.