Ryukoti🇩🇰

🌸19 y.o🌸playing a little bit of everything🌸

[uber♨️ @rebuuber]

doing the "scrolling past lewd image in public but keeping the like button in view to tap it" tech, then failing the dexterity check and getting full blasted with half-naked anime women while on the bus

[PlayMTG @PlayMTG]

Sam Bogue is back on the Pro Tour! The competitor and content creator liked the Landfall matchup against Prowess, and when Izzet turned out to be the most populous deck in the room, Bogue's call worked out perfectly to make it to the Top 8

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Bonne de douche. Le bosh

[f 🇵🇸 @AFrazzledScot]

Do you understand the aura and skill it takes to order in French, in Paris, and have the waiter not immediately revert to English?

This is like when Ronaldinho had the Bernabeu on its feet applauding him.

Truly the greatest to ever do it.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Outright.
Without equal.
On a level of his own.

Bruno Miguel Borges Fernandes.

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[J White 急啡人 @RealPokemoki]

I think about this tweet from time to time

[conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU]

I’m toasted out of my mind at local draft night, playing 42 card 5 color control in minute 35 of game 1 against a uniformed pig. Officer 1-2 puts their bomb on the stack, my bleary red eyes ping-pong between the counter spell in my hand and their service weapon. I let it resolve

[☔ @Whotfismick]

you and your coworker find a mistake but the shift is almost over

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[JT @jiratickets]

Actually had fun at my job today and genuinely reached flow state while working on interesting and challenging problems

[NikTek @NikTek]

"How did you know I'm playing RE9 on PC?"

[Ryukoti🇩🇰 @Ryukoti1]

@Kotlmao scrumptious

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Neighbor shot a gun out his window while watching the ‘Bowl, and the bullet pierced my apartment wall, blew up a single jar of marinara sauce, and caused no other damages.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Staying up late because I don't want my free time to end and tomorrow to start