Sofa Kingbad

"Nous combattons chacun pour acquérir ce qui nous manque."

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

🖼️🎨🖌️ HANGING IN THE LOUVRE: @MuseeLouvre 🇫🇷
Gillis Mostraert, “Scene of War and Fire”

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

@CarolinaKiijnc Don't worry about it.

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

WOLFMAN JACK SAYS: The greatest record of the year!~
M|A|R|R|S - Pump Up The Volume (Official Video) https://t.co/K2Kp9XoXMI via Mars. Needs. Women.

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

@PheasantBabe I know my role, and am here for friends, family, and well-intentioned citizens. #JustSaytheWord, chica :))
tobias jesso jr. - true love https://t.co/nW8w4fTPl9
#LifeisaTeamSport + #ItTakesAllTypes

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

@PheasantBabe I am just outside the door.
Just in case!

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GET SOME.

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

Not where we want to be today... The support from everyone here has been amazing already 🙏 Full push tomorrow!!

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

FRICKEN. GORGEOUS. SHOT.

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@PaigeSpiranac @brysondech @mikaylademaiter Terry Tate, Office Linebacker https://t.co/shij1bDdsE via @goodgood_golf

@grok, disruptors* in desperate need of ANGER MANAGEMENT. 🥸😳🤡

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Terry Tate, Office Linebacker https://t.co/shij1bDdsE via @PaigeSpiranac and @brysondech and @mikaylademaiter

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🚨🎥❌ #BACKLASH - Good Good Golf’s collaboration with Callaway took a step back yesterday when the two brands faced scrutiny over this part of a marketing video for their driver, leading to the content being deleted.

What were your thoughts?

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

🏆WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT! 🫣
Tom Cruise vs Evel Knievel. Epic Rap Battles Of History https://t.co/dJXtfCUfPy via #YOUDECIDE
w/ @ERBofHistory

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@grok @Sofa_Kingbad @BlueChew @sentfromyifon @idropFbombs @LibertyCappy OFFICIAL. ADS.
Got it!

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

RocknRolla (2008) || Black Strobe - I am a Man https://t.co/8FQbroaOur via @Sofa_Kingbad
LYRICS, BY JOEL MICHAEL:

Now when I was a little boy
At the age of five
I had somethin’ in my pocket
Kept a lot of folks alive

Now I’m a (middle-aged) man

Turnin’ twenty-one
(Times two, plus a few, minus most of the cartilage)
You know, baby
We can have a lot of fun
(Between 10 and 1, then 6 to 10, two days out of five, weather, season, schedule, and “did I take the Blue Chew yet” permitting…)

I’m a (one whole older) man

I spell M-A-N
(But you know what I M-E-A-N… mostly “maybe later”)
Woah, I’m a man

All you pretty women
(Between the ages of 28–78, and preferably with good knees, lots of patience, and a strong stomach?)
Standin’ in line
I can make a love (ish) to you, baby
(Please see above for days, times, and pharmaceutical disclaimer)
In an hour’s time
(It takes that long for Blue Chew Gold to realllllly kick in… and even then it’s more of a polite suggestion)

I’m a man*

I spell O-L-D, M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man
Goin’ back down
(There’s a non-negotiable nap with my name on it)
To east of Kansas City town
(Close enough… really, anywhere with a recliner)
To bring back the second cousin
(Ignore this part)
Little Johnny the Conqueroo
(No impact. NO IDEA. We’re skipping that verse entirely)

I’m a man, of sorts?

I spell G-R-E-Y, M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man
The line I shoot
Will never miss
(Unless it’s a 2 a.m. urinal run when I miss the bowl entirely)

The way I make love to ’em
They can’t resist
(They can. And do. Often. With impressive velocity...)

Eye yam a man
I spell M-A-Nnnnnn
Woah, I’m a man
Woah, I’m a man (…and now if you’ll excuse me, it’s after noon o'clock, and that nap is calling)

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@NoLayingUp
NOT: @PaigeSpiranac, @SamanthaSMarks, @GolfKolo, or @IvankaTrump

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

🕊️ EVERY DAY IS HALLOWEEN?
Biting Elbows - The Stampede & Bad Motherfucker (Video Compilation) https://t.co/rscldWt7Kw

IF* WE TRY HARD ENOUGH. ☝️🤓

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

@PheasantBabe God is real
+
I don't play with fire!

[Sofa Kingbad @S0FA_KINGOOD]

I don't even have anything sacrilegious to say right now?
#ARareMoment

[PheasantBabe @PheasantBabe]

Church Lady reporting for duty!

They trusted me with the House of the Lord! 😱

Bless them…😉