Mom: the family asks why you don't come over for holidays anymore
Me: the last time i came over my aunt slapped a piece of meat out of my hand and yelled "WERE NOT EATING THAT"
I should have known i was on the spectrum when i went on study abroad and everyone was excited to party and go out all night and i was lit as fuck because i could visit the second oldest amusement park in the world
Sometimes i think im normal other times i remember i was in the same rehab facility as my dad literally at the same time. Happy father's day dad im glad we're sober <3