Blitzø

'𝙾𝚑 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜!' @Divorce_Era (mun is 27) ☆ writer tag: #furryrobot

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

"𝑾𝒉𝒐 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚?"

Indie Blitz RP

☆matches length
☆minors DNI
☆friendly writer
☆experienced writer
☆no smut

"𝗢𝗛 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗱𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗥"

Edit by @Divorce_Era

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

Blitz was just staring at the cup, a little amazed. No one ever did nice things for him, especially not just because.

"Is it.... laced with something??"

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

Yeah, as long as we don't have to do Christmas I'll let ya diddle whatever ya want.

[ꜱᴛᴏʟᴀꜱ @Divorce_Era]

Slap your assss~? Hmmm?

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

No Christmas.

Christmas is canceled.

Slap my ass and call me the grinch I say fuck christmas.

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

@PulvisSpider // im most active on my mammon @Hells_Rockstar

I'm an angel simp so tbh I'll play with whoever lmao

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

"What the fuck is 'holiday cheer'??? It's gross I don't like it."

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

// quick someone bully my Blitz

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

// he's just actually zoolander lol

[ꜱᴛᴏʟᴀꜱ @Divorce_Era]

// Blitz looking in the mirror, asking this questjon

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

// do I exist here?

Who am I lol

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

He just stares for a moment. He should probably take it back, right?

But she looks cozy and... kinda cute?

Dammit.

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

Fuck.

"I don't have to prove anything to you! Why are you trying to look at my junk so bad? Pervert jester."

Yeah he's trying desperately to spin this around.

[✧ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ☽ @FcrDuckSake]

snickering, arms folding over his chest

"prove it"

he's not buying that for one second

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

Oh no.

He felt his face heat up, glancing down.

"Jokes on you! I actually have a huge dick!"

[✧ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ☽ @FcrDuckSake]

hes just going to stay silent for a moment and let him work it out

"......."

"go on then"

motioning to the others pants and smirking

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

"Oh yeah? I'll show you a small penis-"

That came out wrong.

[✧ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴇʀᴘᴇɴᴛ ☽ @FcrDuckSake]

"blitzo got a small penis"

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

@ExorcistOfLust @Hells_Rockstar // it me

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

// okay I'm gonna end the kid event lmao

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

// !! tw: mental health shit !!

When the mania drops and you're suddenly starving, exhausted and half a second from having a breakdown

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

// when your partner holds you and the melt down you've been holding in hits

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

// *stares at my etsy page*

Maybe I should try making corchet hazbin/helluva merch again

.... I have some ideas

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

"DUH! MARRYING MY BEST FRIEND SOUNDS AWESOME!"

He can't believe he hadn't thought of it before!

[Blitzø @S0L0_ACT]

"WE'RE GETTING MARRIED??"