whole milk advocate

she/her; always reading a book, crying and taking mirror selfies; 28 and some change

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

— 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕤

🏹 🪵 📖 🧺 📔 🍂 ☕️

[. tvl spoilers @S0NDER1NG]

claudia

[onyinye @scarysappho]

Just wasting pride month time on work when there’s lesbianism to be done

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

when i was so busy at work and didn’t even get a chance to pretend i was working:

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

Work permit expires in 3 months exactly, new “temp” is starting today and I can’t help but feel I’m training my replacement.

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

Lesbian jehovah witness baptism roleplay never in my life!!! Computaaaaaa!!!!

[vanie @fruitchaaat]

u should always be reading at least three books at once if u wanna be taken seriously in life

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

can’t get over how bad it would have been for me if the lady in WeHo didn’t see my phone fall out of my bag and hadn’t walked over to return it to me

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

Cried at pride wtf Is new!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[sexual penis @sexual__penis]

Last night I dreamt I was in the Stanford Prison Experiment and the big reveal was that my Mom was in charge… like ok that’s just life

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

You literally gotta put it down somewhere else. Walk away. It’s so hard the first few days but once you lock into reading it gets easier.

[quynh-anh @quinnsreads]

does anyone have any tips on how to actually put their phone down and read? i'm so addicted to my phone that it's making me really anxious

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

The first “what’s going on here” “it’s school” give her an award

[Jelly Roll Shady Facts and Updates @fatopiumdltrade]

read after read she gagged that bitch baddd 😭 "what's your name?" "I'm the principal" oh yes you are

[iz🪽 @hourofthestars]

downloading more epubs instead of reading my 100+ physical tbr

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

my gf wears father figure by phlur, every time she has it on a I comment on how good she smells

[sel @scoter_sel]

butches and mascs: what cologne or perfumes do you wear? looking for recommendations

[goosie 🐭 @pollypocketmode]

thats how I move in the grocery store. I'm chatting with anyone. Someone's gotta uphold our Mothers' traditions

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

favorite coworker left on leave for 2-3 months today and I was already mourning that she started doing 3 days wfh and lowkey I don’t think she’s coming back

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

poly gf allowed me to retweet this

[whole milk advocate @S0ULMATAME]

Earlier this year I was complaining that I couldn’t find time to read anymore and it really is those pockets of time - a 15 min walk at work, the time I spend in the bathroom with my kindle instead of my phone, while I wait for my car to heat up. If I get to dinner early.

[kiki 🩵 is in detroit @kikingdomcome]

now thats something id pay to watch