Ernie Hemingway

Boxing, bull fighting, safari, fishing, ladies. In that order.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@Pitabilities you might want to consider a kid hot dog option. $8 for a plain hot dog is not going to bring parents to your truck.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

Cowards die a hundred deaths. (I stole that from @2B_ornot_toB ) And fearless people will dance no matter who is looking.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

Thank you mom for dressing me like a girl and making me the over-compensating manly man I am today. #aplittwit

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

But real men make their own luck through courage and determination.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

“@lees2cents: All great and precious things are lonely"...in the rain. #aplittwit

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@didisnutz That tree is still up. A real man would've taken his bull by the horns. #doittoit

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@Mackenzie_Annn @estragonlovesdi Gatsby needs to get these party girls for his parties!!

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@estragonlovesdi The only way I've seen Godot is after an evening of absinthe.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

...Waiting for people to arrive at my party. #aplittwit

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@idonthaveanose @PeetaBread8 Who is missing some good APLit conversation??

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

Have you ever shot at a charging lion?

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@Durden_Tyler_FC I am the original fight club. The only difference is we talked about it. #justbeyou

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@J_Valjean24601 Steal? I've seen death and courage and bravery all in the afternoon and often in the rain and it was true and honest.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

"I'm afraid of the rain because sometimes I see me dead in it" Wow, I am an awesome writer.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

“@turnipinpocket: @S0berHemingway” Or up late writing a book you can't finish. #needFitztohelp

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

@Alicesrabithole I saw a white rabbit once after a night of drinking absinthe. #whyimnowsober #justsayno.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

“@WestEggSwag: Oh hey there 😘😉😍 @MrsBuchanan20 #APlittwit #WestEgg” Man up! Take that woman.

[Ernie Hemingway @S0berHemingway]

To the man standing by your Ferrari: If you can't drive it into the jungle to hunt, it doesn't make you more of a man. #aplittwit