Sokuba

Psych major | EMT | fulltime Roguelike addict | EN/DE/FI

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[Sokuba @S0kuba]

@marcofucks I change mine to say twitter instead, but either way they only embed on my phone and never on my computer for me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[November @postoctobrist]

German top who slaps one of those ‘nett hier, aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg’ stickers on the small of your back

[oliver @kyoupilled]

how it feels to use anki for a week

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

“Oi, UE! Omelandah, dun kill me wife, and took me bloody Son!”

Hughie in Ancient Greece after taking Compund V:

[here lies yaoicel @yaoistroker]

north macedonia

[Sokuba @S0kuba]

@PrivateXyvate We got snacks and alcohol that’s it, if you want stuff definitely bring them tho

[Sokuba @S0kuba]

Just illegally purchased buzzballs at the Safeway (the clerk ignored me and put in his own birthday for the purchase then walked away)

[マサキタケオ @takeo1945]

BBQビール欠乏症でアメリカの救急車に担ぎ込まれる私

[Bennie🕊️ @Bennieeexyz]

Me speaking German to a German

Me: Um... hast du... der... ah, fuck.

German: It's okay, friend. Learning a second language is

difficult, but with enough practice and time you'll acquire the vernacular and colloquialisms to communicate in a concordant matter vis-à-vis other Germans. I myself still struggle with the endeavor of mastering the English language, ergo, I hope I have articulated myself in a proper manner.

Me:

Me:

Me: Fahrrad.

[Sokuba @S0kuba]

@marcofucks The notification on my lockscreen

[Sokuba @S0kuba]

POV: you're an essentials dev after the new minecraft update (bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao)

[harri @harristic_]

HAVE THEY ADDED EASY MULTIPLAYER TO JAVA?????

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

Casualties unknown is like if Noita and Project Zomboid and the average resident of Finland had a three way and had a child and then they all abused it after it was born

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

(Forgetting im in gay court and not Yoda Court) Not me committing the murder in question!

[metal gear facts @MetalGearFacts1]

Do you know what day it is today?

[Sokuba @S0kuba]

@marcofucks nah it makes sense, the news are like ao3, I start reading and instantly I'm imagining how I'm getting fucked

[Richard Roe @RoeRichard33476]

Mewgenics Fighter failed Geography class

[Sokuba @S0kuba]

Breaking: internet gaming news discovers the concept of "grandmother cells", more at 11
(Quiroga, et al., 2009 is a decent example of the concept imo)

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

A Stanford study found that people who played Pokémon heavily as kids developed a small region of the brain that responds specifically to Pokémon characters.

Researchers scanned adults who grew up playing on Game Boy and showed them images of Pokémon like Pikachu and Bulbasaur.

Their brains lit up in the same exact spot, a consistent area in the visual cortex tied to recognizing specific categories of objects.

The reason comes down to childhood. When you’re young, your brain is more flexible, and spending hours memorizing hundreds of similar-looking Pokémon essentially trained it to carve out space just for them.

(via @Stanford)