Simpsovic

🇯🇲/ 🇬🇧 Back for the vibes…

[Simpsovic @S1MPSOVIC]

2 TD Debut Yessirrrrr

[Simpsovic @S1MPSOVIC]

Signed up to a vets flag football league today. I’m a be looking like prime Ocho Cinco out there tomorrow

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

Messi is not only the greatest footballer of all time. Hes the greatest sportsman ever.

[CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️ @CBSSportsGolazo]

Lionel Messi at 38 years and 357 days is the oldest player to score 2+ goals in a single-game in men's FIFA World Cup history 🍷

He's turning 39 DURING the tournament 😳

[🦆 @hak1pr]

how Arsenal fans act on the timeline when a team that isn’t Arsenal displays a good defensive performance

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Reaction to the Rodman jersey Spurs fan beating the hell outta Knicks fans.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇹🇳 OFFICIAL: Tunisia head coach Sabri Lamouchi has been sacked after defeat on World Cup opening game against Sweden.

Plans are under way ‌to appoint ‌Mondher Kebaier as the new national team ‌coach on an interim basis, Federation confirm.

[Simpsovic @S1MPSOVIC]

Early birthday present

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

BREAKING! Liverpool confirm Arne Slot will leave the club with immediate effect 🚨

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 EXCLUSIVE: ARNE SLOT AND LIVERPOOL TO PART WAYS WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. 💣

It’s over between the Dutch manager and Liverpool after end of the season review. 👋🏼

Andoni Iraola, clear favorite to take over as next #LFC head coach.

[AA⚽️ @AATalksBall]

What is this clubs obsession with going into a season short??? Our senior CBs are due to be:
- VVD, 35 y/o, year left
- Leoni, 19 y/o, recovering from an ACL????
- Jacquet, 20 y/o, recovering from injury also
- Gomez, probs injured rn

How are we not seeing this isn’t enough?

[Ade Oladipo @ade_oladipo1]

“We need a f*cking DESTROYER! 💪

🗣️ “We must have the softest midfield… We need Gravenberch, Szoboszlai and a destroyer.” 😤

Above anything this summer, Liverpool must sign a beast in midfield 💰

[Simpsovic @S1MPSOVIC]

@JacobsBen Another contract being run down under this management 🤦🏽‍♂️

[StatMuse @statmuse]

Wemby this WCF:

28 PTS
20 PTS
33 PTS
26 PTS
21 PTS
41 PTS

While averaging 12 RPG and 3 BPG.

[Grizz Khan @GrizzKhan]

A genius of a coach. Belter of a human ❤️

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Pep Guardiola is much more than just an unbelievable manager.

He spoke up for the people of Palestine, Sudan and Congo while others looked away.

Pep used his platform to defend our shared humanity. That will never be forgotten. Thank you, Pep.

[The Martyrs @MerthyrTownFC]

🤩 Merthyr Town Football Club are delighted to announce the signing of striker, Kane Simpson from Gloucester City subject to International Clearance and National League approval.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Croeso, @SimpsonKane!

Read more ➡️ https://t.co/y9TBpW9atZ

#OurTownOurClub | #WeAreMerthyr

[HUMAN WA$TE @Dplanet]

🚨🇬🇧 Far-right influencer, E.Dobbin, approached a child in public. Her mother told him her age to his face. He followed them anyway and asked for the girl's contact details. The mother said no. He gestured at the 15-year-old: "Look at that." Then he spoke to her directly: "You need a warning sign on you."

He recorded all of it himself.
As of 1 April, harassing someone in public because of their sex is a specific criminal offence in England and Wales - up to two years in prison. This is what it looks like on camera.

This is the man who says he's protecting your daughters.

[Simpsovic @S1MPSOVIC]

If Salah’s last gift is getting slot sacked I’ll be forever grateful

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

“I think he’s sending a message to the outside that things in that dressing room aren’t right” 😬

Steven Gerrard on Mo Salah’s latest tweet, seemingly calling out the standards at Liverpool right now 👀

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔥 Mo Salah statement.

“I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that”.

“Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it”.

“Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games”.

“Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on”.

“As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Simpsovic @S1MPSOVIC]

@_wayofthereid @slojoe_ @JaykovJaykoski One was league only other was all comps but I ain’t even care. Use all the propaganda we need to get this gaffer outta here man

[Sa’eed Jiddan @mish_aderr]

We can’t ever really forgive the Europeans or their settlers for what they’re doing to our children