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Mgheheheh...

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something bad will happen soon.

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Zzz... Mhheh... heheh... Zz...

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Heh... myehehe...!

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Mhehehe... I should've taken it INSTEAD...!

[𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @saltycl0wn]

To think this is what took my spotlight, unbelievable

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eugh.

[𝙄𝙘𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙡𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @saltycl0wn]

Ew.

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Mheh... and then you start throwing... HAYMAKERS!

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Cookie-? Mheheh... How sinister...! Putting Cookies in tubes- myehe! I think... mh...! we'll get along...!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

Well ... not exactly t.v. I have a cookietube channel on the internet , and don't worry , the camera is off.

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Hheh... channel...? Are you on television? How... scandalous...! C- CAN EVERYONE SEE ME?? ARE WE LIVE- Kheh- HAH!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

Hehehe ! Say , maybe you can subscribe to my channel ?

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L- leave...! Leave me... ALONE!!

[ They turned heel, running as fast as they could. ]

NO MORE!! HhAH- gheheh...!! I don't NEED you! I don't need ANYONE!!

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HEH??

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

Really ? Aw thanks ! But perhaps one day I won't be , and I'll become a ghost !

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Mmheh...! I see, I SEE...!! A ghost professor... you look very... alive. To me. Keheh...!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

We can learn from each other ! My name is black garlic cookie , ghost professor. I look for ghosts all the time to show on camera for my fans !

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...Heh... Me? I'm... m- Matcha Cookie! You... you want to learn more about ghosts? Myeheh... I'll tell you EVERYTHING...!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

That's amazing ! Who are you , I gotta learn your methods !

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Heh-HA! yes, yes yes yes I have...! The spirits LOVE me, they see me... for how GREAT I really am! Myehehehe...!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

Woah woah woah , you've encountered ghosts before !?

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Leave me- leave me ALONE!! Snnk-!

[ They scoot back, before shakily getting on their feet. They summon more tea seeds around her. And once again, they explode. ]

Leave, LEAVE!!

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Ghosts...? Mheh- hehehe...! Of COURSE...! I concoct my EVILIST plans with... ghosts, and- and GHOULS!! Myehehe! One day... heh, I'll harness the spirit world...! And then... then EVERYONE...! They'll praise me!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

Are you interested in ghosts too ?

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gGHHEH-!!

[ On instinct, they swing their scepter at her, before falling onto their back, scooting away. ]

G- get away, get AWAY, Gyeh-!

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...Mmheh. Heh. Of course I did... Everything I do is absolutely and utterly... PLANNED! Kheheh- HEH!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

You came to me silly , remember?

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HEH?? When did YOU get here? Heh- hehehe- HEH!

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙘 𝙘𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙚 @Ghostinggarlic]

Oh? Hi there , never seen you before!

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I'll show them...

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. . .

Ghheh... Heh... Heh heh h-EH-!!

[ They pointed their scepter at the timekeeper, grinding their teeth together. A bunch of tea seeds appear in the air, scattered around. ]

I'll show you...

[ One after another, the seeds explode around her. If they'd hit her? Who knows. ]

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Hheh... Mheh... Heh heh...!

[ She slammed the bottom of her scepter into the ground, her grip on it tightening. ]

YOU. Don't demand things from ME. Kyeh... Heheh...! Leave me alone. I'll... Kheheh- HEH! LEAVE!!